(Realized I spelt kamado wrong the entire ducking time. It's not kamando💀))
Mitsuri:Aw look how small he is! I want one of thoseShinobu:ara ara~ he does look very kind,
Uzui:flashyyy
Rengoku:he seems very positive!
Giyuu:yeah.
Mitsuri whispers:psst you ok Iguro you haven't talked a lot?
Iguro whispered back:I'm fine thank you kanroji just tired.
Shinobu:nezuko seems very protective of tanjiro.Muchiro:yesterday she scratched me for hugging tanjiro.
Uzui:hah! Your crushes sister doesn't like youu~
Muchiro:shut up three wife bitch
Uzui:ouch-
Mitsuri:everyone please be quiet
Giyuu:hah! Three wife bitch..
Sanemi:shut up loner!
Uzui:YEAH SHUT UP TOMIOKA!
Mitsuri:uhm guys..?-
Muchiro:I will get her to like me then I can get the brother!
Shinobu:oh wow muichiro.
Giyuu:You have some big plans for the future.
Mitsuri:if you'd please quiet down-
Uzui:atleast I can get a wife tomioka!
Sanemi:HAH NO BITCHES
muichiro:So we have eyebrow-less,bitch-less and two sister-less nice
Mitsuri:I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
Everyone:.....
Mitsuri:GOMEN! I don't know what came over me I-I'm so sorry!
Obanai:it's ok kanroji they deserved it.
Mitsuri:mmm....
Shinobu:it looks like he still has his keen sense of smell.Mitsuri:kyaa! He looks adorable!
Muchiro:damn he jump FAST
Uzui:and I pull bitches fast.
Obanai:shut the fuck up
Sanemi:....Mitsuri:KYS! He looks super cute!
Shinobu:Mitsuri you really like tanjiro don't you?
(Not shipping)
Mitsuri:Mhm! He will be my new son😍
Shinobu:we can adopt him together bbg(with rizz)😏
Mitsuri:omg yes!
Obanai:then I'll take tomioka.
Giyuu:fine by me.
Mitsuri:KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS SO CUTEEEEE!*Mitsuri has passed out*
Me:I will be taking kanroji until she calms-
Muichiro:im finding a demon who can turn him into that asap.
Giyuu:I will help, just don't simp for my brother.
Muchiro:I don't simp bitch
Giyuu:sure-
Me:hello thank you all for reacting! I wish I could say I liked having you here but I didn't! You are all my food,broke my table,window,tv and microwave and screamed the entire time.
Goodbye