One day I decided to skippityskip my way to the coffee shop. I walked out of my house to see Kermit the Frog waiting for me.
"Y/N" he said, pulling up in his chartreuse Maserati. "Where are you heading?"
"Oh... Hey Kermit... I was just heading to the coffee shop to sit in the corner with my cup of coffee and silently judge everyone... What are you doing here?" I replied, clutching my dictionary to my chest.
"I just had an urge to see you but if your busy I'll leave. Unless... You need a ride?" He asked hopefully.
"That'd be nice Kermit but I was gonna hop to the coffee shop!"
"Well if you want I could drop you off at the entrance so you can hop INTO the coffee shop?"
He was looking me up and down desperately.
"Okay! It couldn't hurt!" I walked up to the chartreuse Maserati, not even noticing how incredibly sexily I walked as my golden strawberry blonde locks waved behind me. I didn't even second guess Kermit admiring my shining crystal blue orbs I mean... eyes 👀. How could Kermit like me?! I mean I was a nerd and he was a rich boy jock!
I opened up the Maseratis door and sat down in the passenger seat. The black seats had absorbed the sun from the shockingly warm autumn day and my butt cheeks started crisping up as soon as I sat down. My ass was like hot bacon on a Sunday morning but I liked the sensation. It made me feel alive. I sucked in a breath.
"Oooooh ahhhhh ehghehhhh" I yowled.
"Y/N!!! Are you okay?!" Kermit asked and immediately started giving me CPR.
"UHOHHH KERMIT!!!" I gasped. "That was my first kiss!!! How could you!" There were few things I looked forward to in the categories of "normal" girl things and having my first kiss was one of them! I got out of the car dramatically and started hopping off in the direction of the coffee shop.
"Y/N!!! Wait!" Kermit yelled desperately. I ignored him and hopped off with tears in my eyes. How was I gonna face him after that? That thought almost immediately went out of my mind and my jaw dropped when I entered the coffee shop and saw a girl. A girl who had cool pants.
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Cool Jock Or Cool Pants?
Humoruh huh so this is a thing So as you can see this has kermit the frog in it and it is also inspired by that one tiktok song I don't know who wrote it but the cool pants lines goes to her.
