"Now... what?" Violet asked eagerly but I didn't hear her my ears were burning with anger and I felt humiliated.
[Miss Piggy] Hey Kermiiiiiie ;) I had fun at our last study session.
[Kermit] Hi ho Miss Piggy! Me too!
[Miss Piggy] Please call me Piggy ;) We should meet up again soon!
[Kermit] You know it!
KERMIT HA BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MISS PIGGY?! OUR TEACHER?! Hadn't he just called me "his girl" 5 minutes ago?! That lying son of a Pollywog!
"Let's go on that date." I mumbled with tears in my eyes.
"Uh...Okay! Let me grab my laptop." Violet turned and grabbed her laptop and I shoved Kermits phone back into his pocket. How could he? No. How could I be so stupid as to think he would actually choose me.
"You ready?" Violet asked, taking my arm.
"Yeah but can we wait to get outside to unfreeze everyone? I... don't know if I can face Kermit right now." I wiped the tears out of my eyes.
"Of course." Violet obliged as we left the coffee shop. How could a cool jock and some cool pants get me into such an odd, funny little, peculiar, heart wrenching, chest heaving, projectile vomiting, fantastical, codswallop of a situation?! "Are you ready for me to unfreeze them now?" Violet asked as we reached the sidewalk.
"Yeah." I smiled at her. The purple flame reappeared in her eyes and she stuck her hand out. Just then I realized what a incredibly attractive girl she really was. I had been so focused on getting back at Kermit, I hadn't even come to the conclusion that I had just agreed to go out with this girl! Did that make me just as bad as Kermit?
I was ripped out of my train of thought as the flames disappeared and I heard Kermit go crashing into a table.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE POLLYWOG?!" The owner yelled.
"I don't understand... they were right here!" Kermit gasped.
"YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS MESS!" The owner yelled again. I almost felt bad for Kermit until I remembered his scandalous texts with Miss Piggy. I smiled mischievously, clutching my dictionary closer to my chest but then throwing it on the floor.
"Yeah... maybe we should leave before Kermit sees us through the window." Violet giggled and grabbed my hand dragging me away from the shop. But not before my crystal blue orbs- I mean eyes- made contact with a certain frogs.
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Cool Jock Or Cool Pants?
Humoruh huh so this is a thing So as you can see this has kermit the frog in it and it is also inspired by that one tiktok song I don't know who wrote it but the cool pants lines goes to her.
