(A/n: I just wanted to say, because this is South Park, there will be slurs, body shaming, and a whole lotta gay shit. I'll try and keep the slurs to a minimum, but yeah. This is South Park after all. I can censor them if you wish. I won't include slurs until I know most people don't get offended and shit if I don't censor them, even if it's South Park. There will be 4 main group chats: Cartman Sucks, Kill All British People, No Boys Allowed (except Butters), and Kyle's Mom is a Bitch)
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Chat name: Cartman Sucks
3 people are online
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Butters:
"Uh, guys?"
Eric:
"What you low life bitch?"
Kenny:
"Can you like, be nicer to him?"
Eric:
"Shut up you whore!"
[Stan is now online]
Stan:
"Can you guys like, shut the fuck up?"
Kenny:
"Why don't you shut the fuck up?"
Butters:
"Anyways.. as I was saying, I got grounded again."
Kenny:
"Why though? You haven't done anything remotely bad??"
Stan:
"It's because he breathed the wrong way again"
Butters:
"Apparently I hacked into my parents phone, but I didn't!"
Eric:
"HAH. That's what you get, you fucker"
Kenny:
"It was so much better when you were silent, dude."
Stan:
"On god, though. This is why we named the groupchat 'Cartman Sucks'"
Eric:
"THATS NOT FAIR!"
Kenny:
"Cry about it."
Stan:
"Yeah, what are you gonna do? Cry to your stuffed animals?"
Eric:
"STOOPPPP."
Kenny:
"You sound like a little kid who got their I-Pad taken away."
[Kyle is now online]
Kyle:
"Guys, what the fuck. It's 3 am."
Kenny:
"It's Friday, well, technically Saturday now. We don't have to sleep early."
Butters:
"So.. since I got grounded, I won't be able to chat for a while."
Kenny:
"Alright."
Kyle:
"K."
Butters:
"Alright, bye!"
Eric:
"Kys, Butters"
Butters:
"Uh- no..?"
[Butters is now offline]
Kyle:
"How bout you kys, fatass?"
Eric:
"STOPPPPPP"
Kenny:
"Bet he sounds like a fire alarm rn, like WAAAAAAA."
Kyle:
"LMAO, FR"
Stan:
"Police siren sounding ass, like who's running from the cops??"
Kenny:
"LMAOOO"
Eric:
"GUYSSS. THIS IS BULLYING, STOPPP."
Kyle:
"You just told Butters to kill himself not even 20 seconds ago."
Kenny:
"Fr, like make sense. Even if your balloon looking ass doesn't ever make sense."
Kyle:
"NAHH. BRO WENT THERE."
[Eric is now offline]
Stan:
"Nah, bro rage quit"
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South Park, but the kids have a group chat
FanfictionI'm Matt and Trey, I can confirm they all exploded after this /j
