David: Man, I hope Becca can handle being on her own with the child, don't get me wrong, I know she can handle the child, already a week in and she already seems to be a perfect mother down pact.
Bzzt!
David looked at his phone, seeing a call from "Becca-Be-The-One"
David: Hey Becca, I'm on my way ho-
Rebecca: Dimples! Get home now! Look at what I found!
David: A-alright!
David hung up and started to drive faster
-10 Minutes later-
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David: Becca...
Rebecca: Come on choom, can we keep him?
David: We already have a child, why would you want a pet now? Especially when one looks as creepy as this one.
Rebecca: You know judging people based on their looks isn't a choom thing to do.
David: It's a walking chainsaw-dog!
Rebecca: So what!? We fought a huge army multiple times!
David: Just because it happened in a coma doesn't mean it happened IRL!
Rebecca: Look at him! Isn't he cute?
David: It's a dog... With a chainsaw... How else am I supposed to describe a dog like this? It's even red!
Rebecca: Well you take care of it then!
David: Huh?
Rebecca: You heard me! If I'm watching Luna, then you got to watch-
David pulled out a shot gun, he quickly cocked it
Rebecca: WHAT... what the hell dude!? 'Forgot is in the room sleeping
David: Because if the dog comes anywhere close to Luna and hurts her, I'm putting him down like an old seller.
Rebecca was sadly forced to let the little chainsaw dog go free, letting him enjoy his life and letting their Martinez enjoy their time
