Garfield
He's fat as a watermelon.
He's the laziest cat.
He doesn't eat Lasagna.
He's the craziest cat in the morning.
That's my cat, Garfield.
𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷.𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓽.𝓗𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓷𝓪.𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓻𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰.𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓽, 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭.