The kid's got humor

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Sans's POV

"The kid has a funny-bone Tori", I chuckled, sitting at the table.

Tori laughed a little before placing a pie down. The new kid sat next to frisk and was the closest to Toriel escaped Papy. The girl looked a little happy but it didn't show a lot or I hung out with Paps too much.

"Hmm?", the girl looked at the pie.

"Not to be rude but shouldn't we have the chicken pot pie first? Just a suggestion", she shrugged.

"Oh dear", Tori slapped her head.

"I swapped the two pies, one minute".

she got up and up and took the pie with her, leaving Papyrus, Frisk, the girl, that I have yet to find out her name and I.

"HUMAN? WHAT SHOULD WE CALL YOU? HMMMM... I KNOW! PESTO PERSON!", Papy said pointing to the shirt she had on. It was green with noodles on it making up the word 'delicious'. on the bottom of the shirt, it had salt and pepper.

"Hey buddy?", she said looking at Paps.

"YES PESTO PERSON".

" I love the Pasta-bilities of that but..."

Toriel entered the room again.

"Back! And I'm trying a new recipe tonight... for my new child, (Y/N)", she turned to smile at her.

"What the kid's last name?", I said trying not to sound weird but in doing so, I did.

"(L/N). its (L/N). (Y/N), (M/N) (L/N)", (Y/N) said, passing the pie around to Frisk.

"nice"

"... yeah... nice"

"HUMAN- ER- I MEAN (Y/N) WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR DINNER AT ME AND MY BROTHER'S PLACE? I MAKE A MEAN PASTA!!", Paps said at HIS tone, which may I remind you is yelling very, very loud.

"I- I-"

"It's so mean it will hurt your feelings", I tried to convince (Y/N) to go.

"Ok- but- there's a but- only if you let Frisk come and let me make my own pasta, so I can contribute to the meal", (Y/N) said with a hand full of food in her mouth. She covered it with her hand but you could see the pie stuffed in the sides of her cheeks.

"A DEAL HAS BEEN MADE BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND THE NOT AS GREAT BUT STILL GREAT (Y/N)!"

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The pie was delicious and so was the other one but it was time to teleport back to our house. We said our goodbyes and vanished out the door.

'(Y/N), huh? Better watch out for her. If she touches Papy even a little bit, I will- well let's just say she is gonna have a bad time'.

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Hey there again. I don't play the game Undertale but i do like the personalities. In this story Mettaton is not a boy cause I don't like gays so there you go. Alphis has a crush of Paps and Paps like girl Mettaton. Drama is likely to happen. and blah blah blah, let's get on with the next chapter.


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