first day in I.M.P

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(After Quaker jack got the job At I.M.P it was peaceful...yeah right)

Blitzo:all right now i know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault okay I'm not naming any names here moxie (moxxie wtf look on his face) now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again

Millie:what about a carwash

Quaker jack:millie no offense but it hell no one cares about cars being clean here like at all What about a billboard

Blitzo:yes jack a billboard

Moxie:we can't afford a billboard sir

Quaker jack:oh yeah that right.........we broke

Blitzo:helpful guys really glad you two are in the room right now have guys forgotten what service. We provide (the I.M.P gang and grimm killing people)those where the good times

Moxie:i don't need any remaining sir considering you blew most our money and are salaries on obnoxious tv Ad last week the one blow our money to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches

Blitzo:hey excuse me what obnoxious about a super fun jingle all right it's a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullshit

Millie:people love musicals sir

Blitzo:exactly millie and we're basically doing a musical are you gonna crash my musical theater dream like my dad did

Moxie:sir

Blitzo:because right now all i see is just my dad's asshole talking to me crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside

Millie:are trying to crush his dreams moxie

Moxie:i-What?

Millie:i thought i knew you

Blitzo:i can't believe you moxie and after i made you and Quaker jack employees of the month

Moxie:okay sir I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not compatible to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles

Millie/Quakerjack:i like it

Moxie:don't you two agree with him in front of me 
(After the theme song and after moxie shot the kid)

Quaker jack:oh........shit(After the incident)

Moxie:i like to go on record and say that incident was lunas fault dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target its very simple

Loona:oh sit on a dick moxie

Moxie:you sit sit on a and the do your job

Quaker jack:( sarcasm)great save mox

Blitzo:hey now we don't blame our. Screw-ups on Luna she didn't do anything wrong

Quaker jack:yeah she is a good pup(hugs her she didn't mind)

Moxie:are you two kidding me she awful

Quaker jack:no she not

( flashbacks)

Loona:hello I.M.P

Millie:I've been stabed call moxie

(Loona hangs up)

(Flashbacks 2)

Blitzo:happy adoption anniversary Looney i got you a little something

Loona:is it a cure for syphilis

Blitzo:i oh

Loona:then i don't want it( slam the box the floor)

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