[The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car. Her phone buzzes, and she looks down and sees Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.]
Driver: (offscreen) You want me to drop you off here?
Loona: *glances out the window* Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, been here before.
[Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.]
Loona: (over text) Hey, I'm her
Loona: (over text) Oh shit
Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)
[Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.]
Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa!
Vortex: Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!
Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.
[The two walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.]
Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!
[Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.]
Vortex: You want a…drink or anything?
Loona: Oh, uh… *tail rises* sure! Totally…
[Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.]
Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."
Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!
Vikki: Not fetch!
[Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.]
Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha…aha…
Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?
Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona… yeah.
Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?
Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.
Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?
[Loona growls in response.]
Loona: Why do you still have that?
Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.
[Loona growls even more at her.]
Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.
Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!
[The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.]
Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!
Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!
Demon: (offscreen) You can't say that.
[Loona's ears droop in response as Vortex comes back with drinks.]
Vortex: (confused) Did I miss anything?
[Loona notices and puts up her fake smile again.]
Loona: *takes drink* No, no, no! No, nothing. *clears throat* No.
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Twin Of The Robotic Jester
Fanfictionwhat if fizzarolli had a twin who just died mysterious but came back but with someone else behind the mask