HEY GIRLS, BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES! THIS BITCH IS BACK WITH MORE LIFE STORIES
SO UHMMMM I HAVE DUCKING HELLA STORIES (IGNORE MY BAD SPELLING) BUT BASICALLY I HAD A SLEEPOVER with my friend and she fractured her ankle beforehand and her aunt was drunk af(they were throwing a party for the super bowl) she came in the room and was like " ha, look at you, you crippled hoe." Then I KID U NOT she started bowing down to her and started chanting weed queen weed queen cause she had friends who do weed. It was fucking funny.
ALSO GUESS WHO HAS A CRUSH? ME, THIS LITTLE FLAT ASS RAT ME. BUT THE THING IS I LIKE A STRAIGHT GIRLLLLLLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩 AND SHES LIKE OUT OF MY LEAGUE ANYWAY, BUT THE PROBLEM IS I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HER EITHER WAY RIGHT? CAUSE THATS HOW I GET OVER MY CRUSHES. BUT LIKE I THINK SHE KNOWS I LIKE HER AND SHE KEEPS ON GLARING AT ME. SO I TRY TO NOT LOOK AT HER RIGHTTTTT? THE TEACHER MOVES OUR SEATS AND NOW SHES INFRONT OF ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN THE BEHIND HER 😭😭😭
Well bye bye hoes
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My gay father cause I wanna call him out 👹
Non-FictionBasically I'm gonna write all things that happen with my dad cause he def gay. Tell me your opinion in the comments if he's gay. It gonna be short but I'm bored and someone said they want me to make this so 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 I'm gonna put fake names tho
