Ever since her parents left her as a baby, little Blue Ivy has led a hard-knock life with her calculating foster mother, Miss Diaz. However, all that changes when hard-nosed billionaire and mayoral candidate Beyonce Knowles takes her in on the recom...
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Friday, June 8, 2021
"So even though he wanted to do a lot as president, he died of pneumonia after only 32 days. So we can all learn from William Henry Harrison to wear our coats and wash our hands, so we'll have better immune systems. The end." The little girl read from her essay before doing a little tap dance.
The class groaned, bored with the entire thing but clapped now that it was finally over.
"Good job. Blu." The teacher said. "Okay, Blue Ivy your turn." He said making her lift her head from the desk and look around the room, still in a daze from her sleepy state.
"You sure there's time?" She asked "I don't wanna keep anyone from vacation" She said which made the students erupt with laughter.
"Just get up here" The teacher sighed.
Blue got up from her desk and walked to the front of the classroom.
"Where's your essay?"
"Up here" Blue Ivy smiled pointing to her head. "And it's more of a performance piece" she said making the students laugh again.
"Here we go" the teacher mumbled.
"My president is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. He was elected in 1932, when almost everyone was poor. So pretty much just like now but without the internet" She started causing the students to laugh once more.
"Everyone except the front row, you be the poor people. You're hungry and mad. So growl and stomp your feet" Blue ordered "grr! Grr! Grr!" She demonstrated making the students do it rhythmically.
"Front row, good news, you're the rich people. Laugh and clap like you're better then everyone." She said over the other students.
"Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!"
"But FDR didn't like it that everyone was poor, so he gave them all jobs. He called it the New Deal. Work hard and you get rich, so when I tap you your rich" she said before walking the the rows of students.
"He had people build roads and got paid" she tapped two students making them start clapping with the "rich people".
"Cut trees and got paid" she continued tapping students "made it easy to buy a house, go to college. Soon the whole country was happy" she skipped back to the front of the class once all the students were clapping.
"But don't worry, rich people. You're still better than everyone because you get even richer!" She declared.
All the children beat their desks and stomped their feet as Blue did the same thing but to her thighs until the bell rung. She instantly looked up and smiled innocently at her teacher.
"Good job Blue" he shook his head. "Have a good vacation everyone!" He said over the students loud, excited talking and moving around.
Blue quickly went to her desk and grabbed her things before running out of the class room to meet up with her friend group.
