eric cartmans big adventure

prologue😈‼️‼️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

one day in colorado, in a small town called south park, a kid bamed eric theodore cartman woke up in his bed and decided "im going to go out on an adventure"

eric theodore cartman got his fatass up from bed and brushed his stinky ass teeth "ew wtf my teeth have 1 inch thick grime on them", eric theodore cartman said. he brushed his teeth until they bled because theyre nasty and stink like unwashed poosay. cartman then pissed and didnt wash his hands cause hes disgusting.

cartman went to the kitchen where his mom had cooked him a whole ass feast. "why dont you eat breakfast eric", she said. "nah man your food tastes like unwiped ass cheeks", eric cartmans ungrateful ass responded as he walked out the door.

cartman stole his mommys keys and then stole her car. as he was driving past the bus stop, his friends noticed the fact that he was driving his moms car. "bro wtf are you doing🗿", said stan.
"you look goofy☠️☠️☠️", said kyle. "shut the fuck up you stinky poo poo jew" said cartman.

kenny threw a rock at cartman's mom's car window to get cartmans attention "mrrph mmmph mrrphh" said kenny. "what the fuck are you saying man take off your goofy traffic cone crossing guard looking ass parka so i can hear your poor ass"

kenny took off his parka hood and repeated what he said "cartman if your fatass doesnt let us get in the car im telling your mommy that youve been talking shit about her and stole her car" cartmans expression changed from 🙄 to 😟(bro was flabbergasted) and he unlocked the car door.

cartman was sitting in the drivers seat, stan was sitting in the passenger seat(he was the last one to get in and got stuck next to cartman☠️) kyle was sat right behind the passengers seat and kenny was right next to kyle, sitting in the middle seat. "lets get driving ugly asses" said cartman. and thus cartmans adventure began as they drove off into the distance.