"COMS HERE~" screamed shrek, as he chased after y/n.
Sprinting away from shrek, y/n ran through the forest, cuts littered their legs and branches in their hair.
Y/N tripped over what they thought was a rock but turned out to be one of the traps that the other human put out to catch shrek.
Shrek caught up with y/n, slowing down to a jog beside y/n, picking them up over his shoulder.
"You're coming home with me" shrek giggled.
Screaming " LET ME GO YOU BIG CHUNKY SNOT" y/n banged on shreks back, trying to move their legs to try kick him in his "lower regions😏"
Shreks ears/horns(?) grew long almost like two pieces of shoe laces.
"NOUR you are be very with me and be my bride and STAY IN MY SWAMP"
He shouted out as they grew closer to the swamp where a wedding ceremony was set up.
"I CANT MARRY YOU" screeched y/n
"I H-HAVE A PARTNER".
Y/N tryed to wiggle out of shreks hold as he placed her down on a white seat, then tieing them up.
"YOU SHALL BE MINE AND NO ONE ELSES" howling shrek as he quickly put on a bow tie.
Suddenly fiona came running, Throwing herself onto shrek bawling as she said "SHREK PLEASE DONT DO THIS" she pulled out a gigantic white feather and started tickling shrek.
Shrek started howling with laughter as he started stating "NO FIONA STOP HAHHAA IMA GONNA P-P-PISS MYSELF"
I stared at them, blankly thinking
"What the fick"
Y/n sneezed suddenly and both green heads snapped in her direction and started to laugh.
"What are you laughing at" Y/n snapped at them wondering what they could find so funny
They both stoped at the same time and started chanting
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"
With wide bloodshot eyes.
They ran over and look at each other and had a unspoken agreement.
They would eat y/n.
They open there jaws like a snake and one by one started to swallow y/n whole.
Y/n scream "THIS SOME KINKY SHIT OH MY LORD FARQUADE"
They ended it with a kiss as y/n would be with them forever , well until they had to use the bathroom.
Hand in hand they skipped on the trail into town where they would find a friend for y/n.
The end
Happily ever after????
