What if bardock was in invincible

New Heroes

Bardock watch the heroes funeral at his TV, bardock is still wondering who killed them and could go toe to toe with Omni man, he got a call from Cecil
Bardock-yes

Cecil-hey have you watch the news

Bardock-yeah what about

Cecil-well remember what I said about working with the kids

Bardock-crap don't tell me

Cecil-it's time

Bardock-no I'm not joining that team

Cecil-well at least be at the test court to see them, if still don't want to be a team member that's fine just help them if they needed

Bardock-ok fine
Bardock went over
Robot-hello bardock, Cecil told me about you and I'm honored that you are joining us

Bardock-don't get your gears in a twist

Robot-actually I...

Bardock-the point is, I'm not joining the team I'm just looking

Robot-well I hope we impress you

Bardock-doubt it
They started even mark watch
Mark-hey bardock right, say is bar...

Bardock-yes, it's my god damn name

Mark-right umm yea... so joining the team

Bardock-no

Mark-oh cool cool cool me either

Bardock-...

Mark-because...

Bardock-I didn't ask

Mark-ok sorry
They watch, bardock is still unimpressed, a guy in a suit and a girl who can turn small, when it was finished everyone was in the room ready for the recruiting, robot says the names the teen team were in but two new people are in the small girl, suit guy, and a kid
Bardock-(the hell)

Rex-hahahaha awe look at her she's adorable but isn't there a age requirement for this ride, Am I wrong, this seems weird right

Robot-Rex

Monster girl-I don't know your here, is their a dick size requirement

Rex-I'm sorry

Monster girl-for what for your tiny dick, I mean the way your stranding around, you must be hiding something
Everyone chuckled at him, Rex is now gonna fight a kid
Rex-ok someone gonna teach some mother fu-
Bardock grab his arm
Bardock-sto-
Bardock then got punch in the face and landed at the training ground before he got punch he saw the girl transforms
Bardock-the hell
A big monster show up, bardock didn't see the girl up there, he then realized who punch him
Bardock-wait your the kid
The monster got madder
Bardock-ok, but remember you wanted this not me
He punch the monster back to the wall, an the monster is back to a girl
Bardock-you give up

-oh my god, he punch a little girl

Bardock-shut the hell up, she join this hero team right then she would know a bad guy would punch her, and are you idiots, you think the bad guys care if they punch a girl no, wouldn't you do the same if a girl who could turn into a monster, if not then you are a bunch of idiot's
He turn to the kid
Bardock-you ok