Desi Munda Hi-fi Chhorri ✍️

Episode 3

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Sidharth couldn't drive at high speed on the kachcha road hence the pace of auto was slow. The lady literally stood in the middle of the road ready to risk her life to stop him. Sidharth stepped on the brake just an inch away from hitting her.

"Kamine rukh jaa..", the lady yelled with her eyes clenched shut and hands in front of her face. She was an actor by profession and actors have special attachments with their faces in all circumstances.

He silently observed her making a halt pondering who she was. No one had ever used such a word to address him.

"Thaare ko marne ka itna shok se toh pass mein railway station se waha pe jaake train ke aage let jaa.. iss chotte se auto se thaara kuch bigadne waala na se", he said

"Teri toh..", She lowered her hands and opened her eyes to meet his brown orbs.

"Re Chorri.. Zaban sambhal ke.. thanne pata bhi se tu kisse baat kar rahi se?", he matched her tone. She walked to the side to get a clear view of the man sitting on the driver's seat.

"Tujhe jaan ke kya karungi? Tu kaunsa Prime Minister hai? Ulta tu mujhe nahi janta ki main kaun hoon..", said Shehnaaz.

He looked at her from top to bottom clearly.

"Aise bikhre baal, phate kapde aur bina jutti ke toh tu manne koi bhikaaran laage se.. Ghaagra pehna bhool gayi ke?", He asked.

"Arrggghhh.. fashion ki sense hi nahi hai.. ganwaar kahi ka..", she mumbles.

"Ke boli?", Asked Sidharth.

"Iss gaaon mein koi hai bhi ya saare marr gaye? Kitne dher se khadi hoon, na koi gaadhi hai ya na koi aadmi.", Said Shehnaaz.

"Rey akal ki andhi toh toh pehle se hai, aankh se bhi andhi se ke? Itni badi ghaadi aur itna bada aadmi thanne dikhe na?", He asked.

"Ab dikha issi liye toh roka.. Mujhe iss gaaon ke Sarpanch Sidharth Thakur ke yaha jaana hai. Jitne paise chahe bolo, de dungi.", She said.

"Thakur se ke kaam hai thaare ko?", Asked Sidharth totally puzzled.

"Kyu tum uske secretary ho? Jo main tumhe detail batao. Woh joh bhi hai woh mere aur uske beech ki baat hai. Tum bas meri samaan uttao aur ghaadi mein rakho samjhe?", She said picking up her broken heels from the ground and occupying the seat.

"Thaare baapu ke naukar naa se, jo thaare saare kaam kaunga. Apna samaan khudh utta ke rakh de ghaadi mein..", he said.

"Oye, mere papa ke baare mein baat math kar, warna zubaan keech lungi.", She warned. He laughed loudly looking at her.

"Apni aukaat ke hissab se zubaan chala. Itni himmat laati kaha se hai? Ib is bakat thanne maahri auto ki zarurat se, manne nahi, aur tu maahre se panga le rahi se..", He asked.

"Rrrr.. dekho main tumhaari shikhaayat laga dungi Sidharth se.", She warned, which made him chuckle.

"Heh? Thakur thaari baat kyu maanega? Tu kaun, uski lugaai laage se ke?", He smirked.

"Haan.. Hoon main uski lugaai.. ab bol, teri kya problem hai? Lagaau kya tumhaari sikhayat mere pati se? Haan?", She yelled.

"Huh?", Sidharth looked at her with wide eyes in shock who was claiming him as her husband infront of him.

"Aankhein phaad ke dekhna band karo, aur jaldi jaldi bag uttake rakho ghaadi mein. Mera Sidharth baby mera wait kar raha hoga..", she said.

"Baby?"he was dumbfounded by her claims.