Y'know the last thing you would expect to happen after getting off a 9-5 shift at a re-fuel station in the middle of space, would be to be abducted by aliens. Correction. Rogue aliens.
And honestly yea, Nash didn't expect it either! But here he is stuck in a space jet with two aliens he can barely understand. One looks more feminine and absolutely terrifying as they hold a giant battle axe three times the size of his head like it's nothing! On the other hand the other alien looks more boyish and intimidated by the sight of Nash holding on to its shovel like a vice grip. He didn't think he was that scary. Not to mention he was tied to a chair! And it very clearly wasn't made to fit a grown man either.
"Sooo, ya gonna tell me why you kidnapped me or?" Nash questioned pessimistically trying to find a way out of the too small chair he was tied to. The abnormally tall alien with the axe perked up and looked at him funny before turning to the smaller one who was slowly backing away from the human still looking weirded out'"hey! Xzavis you know english! Talk to him!"' The tall one spoke excitedly in a higher pitch than Nash expected from her, the human couldn't understand what exactly she was saying but knew exactly what language she was speaking.
'Right, of course, they speak Lilyian' He thought sarcastically he could understand bits and pieces of what it said but it was still unintelligible gibberish to the dirty blonde, the smaller alien started yelling something in Lilyian at the feminine one. Nash could only guess it was in retort to whatever the bigger, purple one Said.
'"no! No way I'm talking to that!"'
'"Oh come on Xzavis! It's not that bad he's just a human!"
' While the two aliens were arguing the abducted human was trying to figure out how to get out of the ropes he was tied to the chair with. '"I'm not talking to the human ilyeen! Who knows what diseases he carries!!"' Okay. he understood enough of that to know qthey were talking about him. And honestly, he feels kinda offended.
He may work at a fuel station in the middle of nowhere. In space. But! You don't need to say he's diseased! Never mind he's fully offended.
"Oh come on! I'm not diseased!" He shouted annoyed, at his yelling both aliens whipped their heads around to face him, the blue one letting out a small scream in retort to Nash's yelling.
The purple one's expression very quickly went from surprise to excision as she looked down at her much smaller friend beside her. What Nash didn't expect was the smaller one to start speaking in English, he had an accent that Nash couldn't quite place '" Hello human, my name is Xzavis and this here is Ilyeen, and to answer your question we've saved you from the magart church" at the answer Nash
was confused "so, a church of maggots are looking for me? That's kinda weird man" the alien stared at him in disbelief at how dumb one human could be.
"That's not what I mean! I mean the church of magart has put a bounty on your head for a thousand dafenm and they want you dead!''The human had frozen at the now-named Xzavis, he had a bounty on his head by the church of mogert? Magwart? maggots?
Ma- He doesn't even know how to pronounce the name let alone know of the church and they want him dead! Also he is worth way more than two thousand dollars! He also decided that he needed to voice his opinion about this "hey, I am worth way more than just a thousand dafenm. Also my name is Nash!"
Xzavis deadpanned at Nash "of all the things you got out of that it's that you are WANTED for ONLY 1000 dafenm? And NOT that you're WANTED DEAD or alive?", dragging his four fingered hands down his face.
'"He's an idiot. Their always idiots!"' switching back to his native language of Lilyo. The sea coloured alien sighed annoyedly with this action. Ilyeen looked between Nash and Xzavis confused before settling to stare at the small creature next to her. '"what's wrong? What did he say?"' questioned Ilyeen.
Xzavis looked up towards Ilyeen and sighed while answering '"he said his name is Nash and out of everything I told him he's only focused on the fact that he isn't wanted for more than a 1000 dafenm"' Ilyeen hummed '"well at least he knows his worth? Am I right?"' While giggling she raised one eyebrow expectantly at him.
" y'know the introductions were nice and all but" both rouges turned to look at nash again as he wiggled in his seat "you mind untying me? The seats kinda too small and my back's cramping up"
Xzavis rolled his salmon eyes at the dirty blonde before walking over to him and started untying the ropes that bound Nash to the chair in the first place.
Xzavis spoke holding an annoyed tone still " Don't run away and you won't get tied up aga-" The shorter alien got cut off by whirring noises as a robotic voice with an funny accent Nash couldn't quite place echoing around the ship speaking in the aliens mother tongue '"Miss Ilyeen and master Xzavis, i am afraid to say we have stray ships following us, i'm going to assume they know we have the human"'
Rubbing his wrist in discomfort Nash looked up confused where the robotic voice was coming from.
On the other hand ilyeen look guilty despite the sudden interruption. Xzavis's ears flicked in annoyance '"Ilyeen, you did turn the cloaker mod on. right?'" the taller one looked anywhere but her shorter counterpart '"yes?"' she squeaked nervously. Three beeps echoed around the hull of the ship as the same weird robot spoke '"no, Miss Ilyeen did not turn the cloaker on per your request"' At the response from 0-NAN Xzavis huffed in distress.
Switching back to English he turned to look at Nash "alright huma-" only to find him running towards a metal sliding door, which unsurprisingly led to the catwalk towards the upper deck of the ship.
Yelling out both aliens gave chase, "Hey! Get back here!" grunting in displeasure the shorter of the two screeched out '"O-NAN!"' a few beeping and whirring noises were heard overhead before the same robotic voice with a weird accent responded '"Yes sir?"' '"Put the ship in lockdown. Lock the human in Don't let anyone in or out. Ilyeen!"'' still running Ilyeen looked down at Xzavis with a confused look she responded to the sudden call of her name '"Yea?"'
'"I want you to go find The human, I'm going to go greet our visitors"' nodding Ilyeen slowed to turn down the catwalk chasing after nash yet again again
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A/n hope you enjoyed chapter one! It might take a bit for more chapters to come out as I barely write.
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