what am i doing anymore
most of these are stolen from tumblr
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Billzo: How do people spend all day in the house??
Ranboo: All my stuffs there and i dont like people.
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*Tommy asleep with a sign that Techno wrote*
The sign: I am not dead. I am just tired and ugly. please let me sleep.
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(A/N: I'm sorry about this one it was too funny to not do)
Techno: Why do people have quiet respectful funerals? If I die, I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thnks fr th mmrs" by Fall Out Boy
Phil: Jesus god almighty
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Ranboo: what do you guys have planned for valentines day?
Tommy: murder.
Ranboo: Thats the spirit
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Wilbur: Im like a hexagon. All my hecks are gone.
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Tubbo: Canonically just dumped soup all over the fucking floor.
Tubbo:
Tubbo: AU where I'm not a goddamn idiot and didn't do that.
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Philza, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today-
Techno walking in, covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Aimsey: What does 'take out' mean?
Ranboo: dating
Tubbo: food
Tommy: murder
Billzo: all three if you're not a coward.
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Tommy: Love isn't real.
Wilbur: you're literally making a card for your girlfri-
Tommy: youre on thin fucking ice.
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Karl: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Sapnap: Rude
Dream: That's fair-
George: Not again.
Quackity: Are you going to want this back?
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end.
yes i'm hyperfixating on that group with bill aimsey and ranboo.
I take requests idk.
