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Why is Jet still alive?

{No more editing unless Rowan, starting here}

Wait that was the wrong color. And something still feels off...

Nvm, enjoy the cringe and spelling errors.

Btw, Thine Undying is a joke on My Immortal, but you knew that.

Goffic/Gothic count: 12

Ok so i want to start this by saying how sorry I am.

Not really, but who cares. Fangs for putting up with rip-off My Immortal.(No one mention the spelling.

It's supposed to look like crap)

CHAPTER UNO: No God Please No

(Perspective: Jet Black Sha'dow Amnesia Crow Path)

It was a dark and sortmy knight. I wuz walkin true da hallwya. Hi, my nam is Jet Black Sha'dow Amnesia

Crow Path. But I go by Jet Black. U might tink by meh nam, I'm related to Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven

Way, but I'm not. Sahme tho, she's a Goffic icon. Today, I wuz feelin inspeared by Enoby, and wore a pink

corset and black fishnet leggings and fingerless gloves. I also put on some rid and blck coffen hells and

airings. I looked super Goffic, so I decided to litsen to Goffic sings instead of work. I had long black into blue

hiar, but it was up in a braid. I wor it leik dat cuz my step mova didn't leik it. My rll mum was a demon, but

she disaprd when was tow. Now i got sum cool powerz. SHe was rlly Goffic and cool. My dad and step-bish

weer preps. Leik, Dey wud wear pink r blu n stuff. So insteeed of listening to dem, I wuz elsewhere being

cooler. I hatted dem bof, and mad dat vrry clern. Den, i wint to da (Hot Topic) Burning Idea, to get some

goffic cloths and Shtuff. It's a rlly epic goffic stor. Wen i wuz deer, I saw my Goff BF Chad. Dis wuz nut very

gud, cuz i wuz gonna break up whiff him.

"Hi dere, Jet Black." He said prepallyious.

"Fook of, Cad." I did nt no it wen we got togeva, but Hat is a prep. I ran away deprrsedlee. I go bak in meh

hose, and wont to be- coffin. B cuz I wuz goffi,c i slept in a coffin in steed of a bed. Yeh, i wuz kool leik dat.

Nd, demonz have coffins layin around. Gots a be red ie for Boeing a domen. True domains don't hav Tim for

loov or who mens. I'm a tune denim, so i gots ta be red e. I now I'm betta den erry body els, so i gots to act

lik at. Da word is nut big enuff four meh grill boss energy. An I'm gonna prove it two ya.

(Chapter one Goffic count: 7)

CHAPTER DOS: When the am you the when

(Perspective: Same dumb bitch as last time)

Todd ay, i wuz goning tuh burn down a prepz hose. Dey dose erve et fur bean ing preeps. Ony goffic peep

shud leiv. But den...BUH BUH BUH, every tin change did. When i wok up twodat, i new somefin wuz offf. Den i wen down to da kitchen, and dere wuz APPLEZ! I am dead three allergic to applez. So, i leaved the hose and

wint to go do crim. B cuz me am divan, I can mkea feir. I hav ta use my inner deviant to do it dough. She

isn't vrry nic. She is goffic, but nut in da sam Way (Geddit cause dats my name). Afta makin da fear, she

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