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I Stan bottom dream dnf and there's not a lot of it so yeah. If you don't like it leave Trigger/ content warnings will be at beginnings of chapters

~ Stupid Jokes ~

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by Idontknowthisisgood

by Idontknowthisisgood

Just George telling Dream some dumb but funny (?) jokes

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~ George's POV ~

"Hey love?"

"Mhm?"

Dream turned over to me, moving his hair out of the way of his eyes.

"Knock knock."

"What-? Uh. Who's there?"

"Olive."

"Olive who?"

"Olive you, and I don't care who knows."

"What- oh my god! George!"

"What? It's a nice joke!"

I grabbed Dream and pulled him towards me, kissing the top of his head and cuddling him.

"That is so corny!"

"Yeah but it's true lovely."

"Ugh your lucky I love you."

"I know.."

I smiled into his hair, cuddling up to him.

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"Hi~"

I whispered in Dreams ear, cuddling him from the back whilst he made our food.

"Oh my god- George! Anyway what's up?"

"Your like dandruff, cause no matter how hard I try I can't get you out of my head."

"First of all, thank you. Secondly, why the actual fuck would you say that whilst I'm cooking?"

"I don't actually have dandruff love."

"I know but still!"

I kissed the side of his head, rubbing his arm with my palm.

"Did it hurt though?"

"Did what hurt?"

He turned around to stare at me, waiting for me to answer.

"When you fell from heaven?"

"No- George out."

He laughed, pulling me in for a kiss then shoving me away.

"Let me cook for cries sake."

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(225 words)

Sorry for such short posts I literally have no motivation or ideas. 😭