Danger Force

Mime Games

S.W.A.G, Day. Ray, Mika, Miles, Chapa, Bose and I are packing suitcases to go on a business trip to Paris.

"Alright, c'mon Danger Force let's go! He says to us in a hurry. Okay, we're going! I say to him back whilst rushing my bag packing. Our Goober Lux is three minutes away and I'm not gonna lose my five-star rating for any of you! You know, you could help us. Mika says frustratingly. I'm helping by yelling. Let's go! Let's go! He yells back at us as Mika drops her suitcase and Miles sits down and reads a Henry Danger comic. Relax, boss. I'm good to go. Miles says in a calm tone. Ray walks upto him, We're going to Paris, you're not going to pack anything? Whatever I need, the universe will provide. He says calmly. Mika enters with Miles' suitcase all packed. Okay, Miles. I packed all your stuff. She says to him. Told ya'. Miles says as he turns the page. Why do you do this for him? Ray says to Mika. The only way he'll learn is if I do it over and over for him again until he learns. Mika responds. Ray is very much annoyed but he shakes it off and looks for Bose. Bose! Bring the stuff outside. He shouts. Dude! Don't shout. I say to him, covering my ears. My powers make my ears extra sensitive remember? I'm still learning to control it. Oh yeah, sorry.." He says.

Bose is nowhere to be found, but we see who seems to be Bose, wearing a hoodie. We can't see his face as he is packing. You got it, Boss. Remember, I am Bose. He says in an unusual tone. Wait a minute... Ray says as he pulls down the hoodie revealing Schwoz. I knew I smelled science in here! Schwoz, why are you dressed like Bose? He questions. Cuz, I want to go to Paris! It's the city of love, and I want to fall in love. Aww! He just wants to fall in love, Ray. I say to him putting my hands to my heart. First of all, we're not going to Paris to fall in love. We're going to Paris because the French Captain Man is on strike. Second of all, everybody knows you're gonna die alone. Ray says. Schwoz then gasps, Monsieur Man is on strike?! Yes! He replies as he shows us various photos of him on the projector. They need us to protect France's greatest national treasures until he agrees to go back to work. He says to us. Yeah, how long is that gonna take? I ask him. I don't know. Ask him when you get there. He says to me. I don't speak French. I say. Yeah, you do. He says back. No, I don't. I speak Italian. I tell him as Bose gasps, I thought you were French? Bose, honey. I'm Italian. Which is completely different to France. I tell him. Ohh! Okay!" He says with a smile.

An alarm goes off and Chapa and Bose come down from the Man's nest, all packed. "Sorry I'm late. I, uh, couldn't find my hoodie. He says as he notices Schwoz wearing it. Hey, I have that same hoodie, and that same hair! Don't worry Ray, I packed all the weapons-- Including-- Her sentence gets cut off. Yes Ray don't worry. She says to him.
Oh, I forgot my Boo Boo Pew Pew upstairs! Bose says as runs back upstairs to go get it. Hey, Ray? I say to him pointing outside. There's a Goober Lux SUV outside. Oh, my stars. MY STARS! He says as comes to a realization. What? Chapa says confused. I missed the alert, now my 5-star rating is going down! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, s'go, s'go, s'go!" He says to us all as we continue packing and all leave quickly as we don't realize we left Bose behind.

We have now arrived in Paris, France. The Kids and Captain Man and I arrive at a French version of Hip Hop Puree, called Hip Hop Paris. Which our uniforms are quite different. Ray has more of a jacket-like uniform that is mostly blue. Whilst us kids are wearing mostly black jackets. Each have the Danger Force logo.

As Captain Man opens the double doors he says, "Alright, everybody, calm down. He says as there's barely anyone here but a French lady. Alright, first things first, I got a couple'a great jokes about French people, so let's dive right in. How many French people does it take to surrender to- He says as he takes his jacket off but we stop him from finishing his sentence. A split second later ShoutOut walks up to the French lady and starts speaking French. I'm speaking French what do you mean you don't understand? She says to her, as I quickly say, French is just English with ridiculous accents! The French lady then says, she is true. See? I'm right about everything. Captain Man chimes in as Volt says This place kinda looks like Hip Hop Puree. I know right?! I say looking around the place in awe. But of course! We want you to feel at home while you guard our national treasures. The French lady says. Well, I guess somebody has to, since Monsieur Man over here is on strike. He says pointing at him. Monsieur Man does a dramatic turn in his chair as out of the blue French music starts to play. That is correct! He says as he takes a sip of his tea. I will not fight crime until someone buys me a pretty pink motorcycle. I'm sick of taking ze subway. I want to drive around, say "beep beep beep, out of my way! I am Monsieur Man!" Ha ha! He says as we all stare at him silently. Alright so, what exactly are we guarding here? I say asking the French lady. Only ze most important treasures in all of France. Napoleon's pants, ze first French bread ever baked, and finally, the original Elvis of music superstar, The Daft Punk! She then shows us. Ah, I definitely know who Daft Punk is, 'cause I'm cool, and I know cool things. Name one of their songs then. ShoutOut says to Captain Man. There's no time. Volt! Let's get into these weapons before these cheese-eaters try to steal... my favorite band's helmets or whatever. He says. Uh, we've got a problem, Cap. We took the wrong weapons bag. She says as she pulls out The Mean Wheel. Aw, what? He says as he takes a quick look at the bag as he pulls many colorful slinkies all tangled up. Care to explain this, buddy? He says as he walks upto Brainstorm. I can't because I am the dumb one. He replies, impersonating Brainstorm. Hey! I say. It smells like science in here. I say as I run over to 'Brainstorm' and pull down his hoodie, only to reveal Schwoz. I knew it! I say. I JUST WANT TO FIND LOVE!!! Schwoz says as he runs out. Wait, if that's Schwoz then wheres--? My sentence gets cut off by Captain Man. KEVIN! I mean... BOSE! I mean... BRAINSTORM!" He gasps.