Clowns In Action (CIA)

I HATE PLANES

Airy was the plane pilot guy and he probably got his licence from walmart so the plane fucking crashed. So, 2001 decided to drag Ran to the  emergency exit and jump out while they were mid air crashing, 2001 is stupid as fuck but this needs a (kinda) plot.

"2001 WHAT THE FUCK" ran said CUTELY. "WELL I DONT FUCKING KNOW?? WOULD YOU RATHER BURN TO DEATH IN A PLANE OR GO SKYDIVING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE??" 2001 said in pure angr, "good point, but you'd probably die from impact instead of burning to death.." ran REMARKED "so? shut the fu-"
at that very moment 2001's phone suddenly rang, blasting the song 'I've Got Some Falling to Do' which was very fitting for this very moment. 2001 checked his phone, leading to this legendary conversation
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"IM FALLING MID AIR WHAT DO YOU WAN- oh hey angle of death"

"wait don't you mean angel, 2001?" -one of rans last words

"NO NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP"
"ok ok what" 
"Whats it this time?"
"I'd love to but gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do"
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So, with that they were heading into impending doom.  The both of them could see the open ocean, no land in sight. after a few seconds of pure regret, in a state of shock, it was really boring,  2001 was whistling "2001 THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS" rand said, she was really angry at 2001 "ok? and?




chico.....






























a GIANT fucking squid grabbed them both, "yo I'm saving your life for no reason at all" the squid said(?) ran fucking screamed while blue said "sorry I'd rather die a normal death its rather more predictable, sorry. Are those Jordan's?". "ok and yes I'm wearing Jordan's" said the based ass squid, then the giant fucking squid let them go. Ran was screaming her ass off while 2001 was eating chips, don't know how he got them. and at the final seconds, they were met with this..

a truly noble death, really. (im so sorry you had to read this shit this the first time in my whole life i have ever actually made a 'proper' story /srs)