Joke book #1

Random joke #3

10 fun facts:

1) You can't wash your eyes with soap
2) You can't count your hair
3) You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out
4) You just tried no.3
6) When you did no.3 you realised it's possible, only you look like a dog
7) You're smiling right now, because you realised you were fooled
8) You skipped no.5
9) You just checked if there was a no.5
10) There is meant to be 10 facts, not 9!