Valerino's Diary

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Dear diary, im finally out of that dump and in my bed with Copper. Hes so god darn cute aaaawwwww!!!!!!! I would sell my soul for Copper to stay alive longer than me! I dont care if he gets old hes gonna have to live longer than me and my mom! Anyways im deciding to go hunting, not with Copper though. I dont want his clean fluffy fur to get all messed up and knotted! But since i kinda am like...a vampire? I can just find a animal probably a small one and drink the blood from it since usually vampires DO need blood to survive. I think?? I am a vampire but dont really know about it...so like if i needed blood and i didnt know, i would probably drop dead rn. But anyway yeah go hunting, probably steal money from either a person or my mom, spend it on who knows what and yeah. Hopefully this day goes by fast, i really wanna sleep but dont want to as well...i have no clue. But yeah ill be righttt back once im done.
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Alright...so...i cant tell if i just drank the wrong blood but i drank i think a rabbits blood and god was it weird tasting..now i really have to brush my teeth after that. It tasted very VERY sour but also good at the same time. Yk how sour patch kids are? First their sour then their sweet? Sorta like that but with a rabbits blood. Alright ill try different bloods for different days, main goal is a bears blood. Ill try to get a deers next time. Ok what the fuck am i saying? I think im going insane..HELP IT HAS SIDE EFFECTS SIDENHADJRIEGWISGDJR. Thats me thinking im having a seizure 🙂. Anywayyyyyy hehehehehehehehehe ok OK. Hold on
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Yea...ok yeah i think im good now. Ok so story time, some guy...tried asking me..if i was on the homo side. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! bro came up to me saying "hey you look like your on the homo side, are you??" LIKE WHAT. These men are so damn goofy. If i could give them the beat down they deserve, i would've done so. Also...PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WEIRD, I SAW A SEX TOY UNDER A CAR. im done with society, im bouta cry. (Same here cause im writing this 🗿)
But people are just very VERY horny... and honestly i only have been that ONCE. ONLY. ONCE. Yes i pray to god it will never happen again, and it probably wont. I cant even remember what or why i got horny from...☹️. (What the fuck am i writing 💀 im bouta delete this shit 💀💀 zesty lil guy)

Anyways YEAH im never gonna talk about this ever again especially in my diary, i never want to remember this page or that memory. Ya byeeeeee 😋

(Kie dont come after me pls 🥺💖)