Went to the mall with my friends Zack and Koffie and Jill.
Outside the mall with Zack and Koffie, waiting for Jill (circa 1:20 PM)
Zack: wait is that jill?
Zack: no wait that's a car seat
and it's in a car, believe it or not
In the mall in front of five below with the whole group and the cishet girls Mallory and Taeya walk by and recognize me (circa 3:00 PM)
Mallory, from a distance: HEY KINGGG
Taeya, after Mallory: HEYYYYYYY KING
King's thoughts in the middle of tuning around: uh oh i recognize those voices
King, fully turned around to face them: hOLY CRAP MALLORY AND TAEYA???
Mallory and Taeya: *giggling to themselves*
King, turning back around over to the gang: guys the cishet girls found me we gotta run
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