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by ALemonySandwich

by ALemonySandwich

(This is a purposely cringe steryotypical female Y/N Harry Potter story from Y/N's POV set in seventh year)

My name is Y/N Lestrange. My mother is Bellatrix Lestrange, a-a-and-and- I don't remember my father................... *cry*😢 mother never t-t-told me about him.............. *continue cry*😭😭😭 ANYWAYS, I'm on my way back to Hogwarts!!!!! I mean...... uh...... *cough cough* I'm going back to Hogwarts 😠. Grrrrrrrr I HATE people. I wish mother never made me even go. I was put in Slytherin, where all the best witches and wizards go. I don't care what those Gryffin-dorks or Huffle-dumbs or Raven-weirdos have to say, Slytherin is the best. 😌😔🙄😝

As I sit elegantly 💅on the disgusting red leather seat of the Hogwarts Express, I see three figures walk past my window. Nobody else in my compartment notices, because I'm alone. I honestly prefer it though, people are meanies *pout*. 😖

The three figures I saw happened to be none other than Harry Potter and his stupid dummy dumb friend Ron Weasley. Also the girl one, Hermione Granger. I hate them all so much. Not only because they're Griffindors, but because they're all set out to kill Voldemort!!!!!!!!! 👿😱😭😤😠 Mother was one of his Death Eaters, and I will be too one day UwU.

They're all being as loud and frEAKING ANNOYING 😡😡😠😡😠 as ever, so I finally get up to see what those idiots are doing now. I follow them to their compartment, and it turns out they were just talking normally. Eh who cares. I go back to my own compartment, and fall asleep sitting straight up in my seat. But like, pretty. I don't snore or anything, I'm different!!! 😴🙄😏😝

* TiMeSkIp UwU *

I hardly payed any attention during The Sorting, because I don't care. So when the entire fricking thing was over, I was honestly shocked. I had spaced out for that long!?!?!??!??!?!!? 😱😰😨😧 Okay. I walked with everyone back to our Common Room, I was right behind a group of three. Not stinky poo-poo Harry Potter and his dumb dummy friends, it was my fellow Slytherins. 😈

Though I would never admit it, I actually liked one of them. It was Draco Malfoy. Super duper dreamy Draco Malfoy😍. I didn't realize I was staring until I almost tripped!!1!!1!! Gah!!! UwU 😩

I caught my clumsy wittle self before I got embarrassed. Phew! That was close!!! 😬

I got to my dorm, and later down on my bed. I had quickly set up my stuff so I could sleep. Night night me!!!!! 😴😴

* nExT dAy UwU *

I woke up the next morning and turns out I slept in!!!!!! 😲😳😱😬😴 Oopsie!!!!1! It was the afternoon! And dreamy Draco and poopy 💩 Pansy and some other fricking weirdos that I don't even WANNA know their names (UwU) showed up too!! They were playing Truth or Dare in the Common Room! I woke up because Draco was dared to kiss me!!!1!!1!!

And when he went to wake me up, I got scaredy poo into awake-ness!! Omg I'm so silly!!! 😵

As soon as Draco saw me he automatically said "Uh... I was... dared to do something😟"

"Do what???" I said, even though I CLEARLY knew. 🙄

"ugh! Whatever, I'm late for class anyway!😡" He said

"Since when do YOU care about being late?😬" Said some random girl in the group

"EauGh! 😤 That doesn't matter anyways! I'm going to Potions!!" He said, storming away

Everyone left the Common Room to go to their classes, except me. I didn't. I'm a different baddie 👑🙄 and nobody gets me. Except Dray-Dray. But right now I think.... I-I-I think he's *sniffle* angy at m-m-m-m-m-me!!!1!! *cry harder than ever before ever ever!!!!!!11!!!1!1!*😓😭😱😰😬😞😨

"Oopsies" I thought to myself, because at that moment none other than my future husband- uhhhh.... I mean uhh.... Draco, walked in. 😱

"Are you seriously crying right now , when you could be studying or whatever ," he said, very angy at me ! 😓😓😓😖😥😨😨

"Are you a baka? You should know I never cry 😠😈!" I so bad wanted to grrr at him but was scared that it would ruin our future as husband and wife with our 3 kids👶👶👶, then we would be a bad influence for our 6 kids 👶👶👶👶👶👶and they would never wanna have 9 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶kids just like us, and then we would never get baddie grand babies and plus 12 kids 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶 is NOT that much to ask for especially from dreamy Dray-Dray my bay-bay (slay-slay😠😈😨😱👹👶😍😘😩😲)

"Y/N? Hellooooo? you there ?" Draco said as I stared mysteriously into space thinking about what to name our 15 children.👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

"Uhh I'm here you fake blond!🙄👿" I said like savage, at first I was scared he'd yell at me but he rolled his blue orbs 👁🙄💙 and walked off🏃.

* TiMe PaSsEs BaDdIe StYlE *

Later, poopy 💩 Pansy the same group of bozos and my bay-bay😍😘 were playing truth or dare. I wanted to join because Draco will choose truth at one point, and one of the turds will probly ask him if he has crush on me!1!! I want to know if he likes m-me but I'm scared😨 if someone asks me dat!!!! Or even worse dares me to kiss 😘 him !!👉👈