INTRODUCTION/A BUNCH OF WARNINGS AND SHIT

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HELLO MY LITTLE MOOS.

YES.

YAOI.

I KNOW YOU FANGIRLLING ON THE INSIDE.

BUT OF COURSE I NEED TO WARN YOU ASSH-- I MEAN LOVELY CHILDREN. :)

1.) IF YOUR A "HOMOPHOBIC" GTFO. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL LOSE MY SHIT IF I SEE A GODDAMN COMMENT LIKE "OMG GAY IS SIN" OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.

2.) DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE STEAL MY SHIT. IF YOUR GONNA POST A STORY THATS MINE ON YOUR ACCOUNT: 1. GET MY GODDAMN PERMISSION, 2. GIVE ME THE GODDAMN CREDIT, AND 3. GIMME THE GODDAMN LINK TO IT. ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE.

3.) GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS AND CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM. I KNOW MY STORIES WILL NEED TO IMPROVE, BUT DONT GIVE ME THE "OMG THIS SHIT SUCKS." GIMME THE "HERES A SUGGESTION BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH " AND ALSO GIMME SOME COMPLIMENTS AND SHIT. (I'm only human~ and I bleed I fall down...)

4.) ENJOY MY GODDAMN STORIES. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BREAK THESE RULES I WILL REPORT YOU OR FUCKING BLOCK YOU DEPENDING ON HOW PISSED I AM AT YOU FOR BREAKING MY GODDAMN RULES. OR BE REALLY FUCKING SAD IF YOU BREAK RULE #4.

Enjoy my stories young ones. :)

Moo-san

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