BAM.
the door said with a vivid noise as Pepe got up to see his lovely reflection.
"wow." he said, "I truly am a beautiful frog." he walked from his large luxurious bathing area to his great lilie pad area and then took a sharp right, only to walk down his several mirror hallways. he had all of these installed so he could look at him self as he made his way to the greatest room of the house, the Pepe worship podium. On the podium there was many sculptures of him and his most common forms, such as "hello darkness" Pepe, or "crying and putting hand over mouth-like orface" Pepe. but hidden away in his home was the rarest Pepe of all time, the QUADRILLIONATIC EQU-EPE, his most prized possession. but today, Pepe had been lonely. not the normal lonely, but the "PLEASE HELP ME I NEED A WOMAN" lonely. so Pepe had decided he would march his beautiful self out into the parade for the day of the dancing toad and find himself a fine woman.
