It all works out in the end, my dude. After Mrs Byers and the brochachos leave for their party, Jonathan is ready to hit the couch and I'm all for some Pitstop II racing on his Commodore 64. But I figure after all that jazz we went through, Jonathan totally earnt a real drive and who better to show him the best sights in Lenona to take his snaps, than his new brochacho. Yeah. It's official, my dude.
We even find homes for all those tasty pies. I remember I have a ton of unused employee free pizzas, so we just hand them out to some of Jonathan's neighbors. These little skater dudes. And it is like our very own Thanksgiving, even though it's actually a couple days after. But anyway, I take Jonathan to my favorite spot in the desert, the Metal Boneyard, and we hang out till the sun sets.
It's real peaceful, my dude. You'd have probably dug it. Well you're here now, anyway. And sorry, I never got your name. I hope you're not offended by me calling you Unknown Hero Agent Man on the headstone I made from this pizza box. It's the best I could come up with and it seems appropriate given you saved my buddy Jonathan and his brochachos. So, yeah. I thought you'd like to hear how I met Jonathan, cause it sure helped to chill me back down after seeing your body being buried.
Also, I probably should have said this from the start that I'm recording this, just in case you maybe wanted to give some kind of sign you're listening. That's cool if you don't. It's also in case my brochachos and I wind up also getting shot, and so this tape will be something to remember us all by if anyone finds your grave. Well it looks like they've finished burying you, so I'll just grab that pen you gave us to write up your headstone. Peace out, my dude. Now, do I press record again or stop?
Yo! So we found the hidden number in the pen and we called it. I don't know if computers can take messages, but I recorded one anyway and I am playing it through this payphone in the desert. We're on our way to some hacker girl now, so she can help us find where you're at. So if you are getting this message down on your computer, Nina, please do not shoot us when we arrive. I put a ton of quarters in this payphone, so I hope you like Musical Youth because I taped over them - CUSH - Now life is a mystery. So let's live for today. We don't know our destiny. So let's love each other.
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