(Y/N) Pov:
I had just got out of jail for a dui after being away rotting for a little while. I quickly realized my stench and my dirty greasy bug filled hair and shit stains all over my supposed to be tighty whiteys. I was walking down the street when i ran into a old fat jewish lady with disgusting period blood color hair. "Oh dear!" she exclaimed when she bumped into me "Oh dear!" she exclaimed again when she saw me and smelt me. She offered for me to stay at her place until i was back on my feet. Her name was Sheila, Sheila Brofkovski. She took me in and told me i could sleep with a little toddler named Ike, when i saw him i immediately got so aroused he looked so smashable. I showered and got into some fresh clothes and sat on my new bed wondering...... "is it okay to have intercourse with a baby who can't consent if hes canadian with a big mouth.?!?!.?!.?!"
that was how we met ike👍👍
