“Hey Joot!”
“Never fucking call me that again Joesph.” Jotaro glared at him,
“Woah! Sorry! Anyway I was wondering if you would like to come to a party with me!”
“Oh fuck no” Jotaro looked over at Kakyoin sitting next to him,
“Jotaro! Think about this! We have been working on your anger management for a while and I think this would be a good exercise!” he smiled at Jotaro,
“Uh I…guess I could maybe go wi-”
“You are managing your anger? Man little bro I am proud of you!” Joseph hugged him,
“Get the fuck off me.”
“Okay! Anyway! It's at Caesar's place at 5, you can bring a plus one” with that he headed back over to his friend group,
“When I told you that you could invite one other person who can bring a plus one I didn’t expect you to immediately go to your little anger-issues-in-carnate brother” Caesar rolled his eyes as Joseph sat back down,
“Hey Joot isn’t that bad! Ever since him and Kak started dating!”
“Oh they’re a thing? I didn’t know”
“Where have you been Lisa! Come on, that was last month!” Joseph looked back over at Caesar, “anyway, apparently he’s been managing his anger with Kak’s help plus he’s my only sibling who isn’t busy”
“I didn’t say it had to be a sibling”
“Who else am I supposed to ask?” he pointed at the bad boys table as they called it, “like hell I am asking any of them!” Then he pointed at the wannabe mafia they actually call themselves Passione since again they are wanna be mafia members, “and I don’t know any of those italian weirdos!” Caesar looked at him with a do you fucking know what I am? look, “Caesarino you aren’t weird! Those wanna be mafia members are! I love you” he smiled at him
“I love you too dumbass”
“Weirdos?” Joseph heard a small voice from on the table,
“No, not you number five! I was talking about your user!” he handed the small pistol a piece of a chicken nugget
“God sometimes I forget they are there since I can’t see them” Caesar remarked
“The pistols are definitely one of my favorites, they have so much personality also, don’t tell the others, but number five is my favorite” Number five smiled and quickly hugged Joseph’s face before heading back to the other pistols.
“They are all numbered? Why have you never mentioned a number four?”
“Oh Caesar, my little Caesarino, Mista has Tetraphobia so he hates the number four”
“Ah right” just then the bell for the end of lunch sounded, everyone got up to dump what was left on their trays and head to third period.
~Time skip brought to you by a lazy writer~
Jotaro and Joseph were getting ready for the party, everyone else but their parents were out with their friends. Just as Jotaro finished and grabbed his hat there was a knock at the door, Jotaro opened it to a very excited Kakyoin, “Hey Jotaro!” he hugged him, “is Joseph ready? We should head out” Joseph was walking downstairs,
“He just got done”
“Hey Kak!” he shook his hand as they headed out to Kakyoin’s car. They arrived at Caesar’s place, it wasn’t a big party, just a few people from school, much better than Jotaro thought.
“Ah glad to see you here” Caesar came up to the three, “you all look good, Jotaro I actually wasn’t thinking you would show up but I am not complaining, you should get out more”
“Good to see you too Caesar, we don’t talk to much” Jotaro shook his hand, “ah you invited Pol and Avdol”
“Yes, I do like to talk to Avdol and Polnareff is his plus one” while Caesar was saying this Joseph snuck up behind Caesar and hugged his waist, “Ah hey Joseph, how are you?” Caesar ruffled Joseph’s hair,
“I am doing great Caesar-chan” Jotaro and Kakyoin decided to go talk to Polnareff and Avdol,
“Hey Pol! Hey Avdol!” Kak hugged them as Jotaro grabbed drinks, “How are you two? Sorry we didn’t sit with you guys today at lunch”
“Ah it’s alright Kak! You guys wanted to be alone for lunch, completely understandable”
“Thanks Pol, I hope hanging with Hol Horse wasn’t too bad”
“You know him, he can be quite annoying and weirdly clingy to my boyfriend but he can be fun to talk to” Avdol answered
“He is really clingy to Pol” Jotaro handed Kak the drink he got for him, “wonder why, do you have any idea Pol?”
“Ah well I remember that I was the first person who ever talked to him, I guess he just isn’t used to affection so he gets it wherever and whenever he can”
“That is completely understandable but I wish he would calm it down a bit”
“Getting jealous truc chaud”
“Well yes, it’s only natural for me to as your boyfriend”
“You know I only have eyes for you don’t worry” Jotaro sighed as he drank,
“What’s up chīsana iruka?”
“Nothing, I am just tired, you know how hard social interaction is for me even when it is just these two, no need to worry sakura no hana”
“We can leave if you need”
“Wouldn’t that be rude?”
“I am sure Caesar will understand if we tell him, also he can give Joseph a ride home I am sure he wouldn’t mind”
“Okay” the pair said bye to the other two and headed over to the snack table where Caesar was talking to Loggs and Lisa Lisa while Joseph was filling his face with treats.
“Ah hello you two!” Caesar greeted them,
“Hey Caesar, Jotaro and I are planning on heading out it’s a bit overwhelming for him here, lovely party though”
“Okay, I don’t mind dropping Joseph off when he is done here or he could stay the night, up to him”
“Thank you so much Caesar!” Kak and Jotaro headed out after that,
“Aw I hope Joot is okay”
“I am sure he is fine Joseph, anyway do you want to stay the night?”
“Sure!”
“Okay il mio idiota”
“Hey I heard idiot!”
“I called you my idiot” he kissed him gently then turned his attention back to Lisa and Loggs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I will say now that these little stories aren’t in chronological order, might change that later when I feel like it
Anyway! Translations:
-French: trutc chaud-hot stuff
-Japanese: chīsana iruka~little dolphin, sakura no hana~cherry blossom
-Italian: il mio idiota~my idiot
Hope you enjoyed this one!~BS
YOU ARE READING
JJBA Highschool AU Oneshots
Fanfictionthis will just be a bunch of oneshots in my highschool au because I am bored (cover will change soon) I haven't read part 8 or 9 so they wont be here Have fun(there will be a few info pages to start)
