For the Pizza-Making Elves

In the beginning, where the pizza-making elves fought against the bunny rabbit-killing ogres, where the world was ruled by the god Lo Hye, Barcelona, Spain, was under attack. Queen Angelina Jolie was having trouble against those horrible ogres. They ripped apart the bunnies left and right while the elves tried to hide away their pizza technology.

Soon, Angelina was cornered. All that was left was her most trusted bunnies and warrior elves. The ogres bursted in from the bottom and slowly made their way toward the top of the castle. Queen Jolie knew of her fate, so she prayed! She prayed to the one, the only. She prayed for safety. She prayed for salvation. She prayed for Lo Hye.

However, she couldn't finish for the ogres blasted their way into the throne room. Angelina surrendered to the unnamed Troll King of the ogres and was taken away to the dungeon. The mighty king Troll sat atop the castle gazing at the land he had conquered.

One day, as the Troll laughed maniacally atop the tower, he thought he saw a flying machine. It came closer and closer. The Troll King ran for his cannons and told all of his minions to fire at the UFO before it reached the flaming barrier that protected the dark castle.

One cannon after the other was shot toward the UFO, but the space craft was too quick. Soon it hit the barrier, but the barrier split down the middle allowing the ship in. The troll king was angry wondering who allowed this ship in.

The Troll King readied everyone outside where the ship landed and waited within the crowd. The Troll King was the biggest of all the ogres. He was the leader, the almighty, the ogres' mortal God.

But when the ship landed and it's doors opened, a light shined an amazing brightness so bright it blinded the front row ogres. They could not see whom was to exit the space craft. The Troll King gasped as he saw the holiness of the true god. Lo Hye had come to save the elves.

The troll king fled into the castle after ordering the trolls to attack. However, they did not listen. The ogres could see that the troll king had already failed. They fell to their knees and bowed their head beginning to worship the god that walked through them into the castle. One of the ogres offered Lo Hye an iPod. However, it was broken and unfit for Lo Hye's divinity.

Once Lo Hye had come all the way the top where the Troll had waited. Lo Hye absorbed the troll king into his body becoming Lo Hye, King Troll Deity of All Things.

Everyone lived happily ever after.