ramattra stories

random Ramattra interactions

Am I bored so I'm doing this cuz I find this oddly funny somehow.

But I hope you enjoy this as much as I did writing this.

Summary: just random ass interactions I thought was funny that included Ramattra

characters: Ramattra, you, hanzo, zenyatta, dva, reaper and widowmaker

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*Zenyatta and Ramattra playing a video game together*

*You walks in the room*

You: who's winning?

Zenyatta: I am, me and Ramattra do play many games so this is calming playing together.

*Ramattra gripping the control in rage*

Ramattra: it would be calming IF I WASN'T GETTING BEATEN BY HIM ALL THE TIME

*Mario saying yahoo in the background*
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*Ramattra mediating with full music turned up*

* You and zenyatta walking in the room*

You: what is he doing?

Zenyatta: hes mediating

You: with my chemical romance getting blasted?

Zenyatta: don't question it

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*That one interaction with hanzo in the game*

Ramattra: is that an bow and arrow?

Hanzo : yes

Ramattra: a firearm not your taste?

Hanzo: they make killing to simple

Ramattra: ......what the actual fu-

Different ending:

Ramattra: .......go to therapy......

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*Ramattra minding his own business*

*You behind him with cat ears in your hand*

Ramattra: what are you doing?

*You putting the cat ears on and instantly pulling out your phone and taking pictures of him*

You: using this for blackmail.

Ramattra: What!

*You running away with Ramattra chasing after you*

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Zenyatta: Ramattra

Ramattra: yes brother?

Zenyatta: do you remember the band name who made radioactive?

Ramattra: imagine dragons?

Zenyatta: imagine dragging deez nuts across your face.

Ramattra: ......brother what the fuck.

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*Yandere Ramattra walking in the room*

*You reading killing stalking (if you don't know what that is SAVE YOUR SELF)*

Ramattra: are you reading thoses Japanese comics?

You: it's manga

Ramattra: how pathetic.

You muttering underneath your breath: I'm about to do what sangwoo did to yungbum (I forgot his name )

Ramattra: what was that?

You: nothing!

*Later Ramattra your reading killing stalking*

*He gets to that panel on killing stalking*

*You walks in the room noticing that he got to the panel*

Ramattra: so you'll break my ankles? I would love to see you try.

*He stands up making you fear for your poor ankles*

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*You, Ramattra and talon on a mission*

*Ramattra pinning someone down with his hands*

You: I wish that was me right there😔

Reaper:....what the actual

Windowmaker in the distance: fuck.

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Zenyatta: brother I heard that you have a new lover, who are they?

*Ramattra hands him a picture of max*

Zenyatta:.....how is he wearing full clothes?

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*Ramattra and max meeting the first time*

Ramattra: ah finally another ominc around theses other humans, it's a pleasure to me-

Max: wheres your clothes.

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*Dva, zenyatta and Ramattra on a mission*

Dva: master zenyatta, have you ever played video games before?

Zenyatta: yes I have many times with my brothers aswell.

Dva: oh really! What videos did you play?

Zenyatta: mostly mario kart.

*Ramattra having intense PTSD flashbacks playing with zenyatta*

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*Ramattra killing an enemy genji*

*Hanzo that just watched the whole thing*

Hanzo: .......what the hell.

Ramattra: what? He was a pet human anyway

Hanzo: HES BARLEY HUMAN

Ramattra: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO KNOW THAT!?!?!

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