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Do you guys like the song thrift shop too? My favorite parts are when he’s like “damn that’s a cold ass honky, passing up on those moccasins someone else has been walking in, ima take your grandpas style ima take your grandpas style no fore real ask your grandpa can I have his hand-me-downs, aww he got the veldt crows, I wear your granddads clothes I look in creditable in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the street” and I like remember when by Chris Wallace. Sorry the 5 at noon is on z100 with Ryan Seacreast he was cute when he was younger. I have a cousin named Ryan we call him rye bread get it? Huh huh? Ya you get it. Lol but like my cousins all have names that I like, like seriously Ryan, Tommy, Jamie, Bre, Natasha(second cousin) and that’s just in my mom’s sisters fam. Then there is Becca my mom’s brothers daughter, there are two Jason’s on my mom’s side, I'm gonna try and explain this to you. Ok, my mom’s cousin is named Jason then his sister (also my mom’s cuz) married a guy named Jayson so bam 2 Jayson’s on my mom’s side but they are spelled different (the one related to us is a fire fighter and Leslie’s  husband I don’t know what he does). Now my dad’s side um my first cousins they are all boys, Keith, Luke, Kyle that’s it then my dad’s cousin is name Jason (he’s in the marines and is very cute and muscular and don’t think I'm a weirdo he is adopted so it’s ok to say he’s cute but I would never think of dating him that’s weird just because he isn’t blood doesn’t mean I don’t think of him as blood) oh and he’s a model not even kidding Google “Jayson Smith Metro Weekly Swimsuit model” they spelled his name wrong it’s Jason no “Y” but he is the blonde with blue eyes. It’s called “swimsuit view for men 2012”.

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