My brother's best friend (One Direction Niall Horan FanFiction)

3/27/13

ok guys im sorry but i need to vent like you dont even know i am so fucking mad right now! So i play recreation softball right and there are these new people running it I hate them so much i want to chop their MOTHER FUCKING heads off you dont even fucking know!!!!!!! So like every team has a different color shirt right and guess what my team is orange FUCKING ORANGE like what the fuck and this is the 4th fucking time and a fucking row 4 fucking years i have been orange!!!!! MOTHER FUCKING ORANGE!!!!!!!!!! you have no idea how mad i am and these fucking people running softball are dick faces they need to go like fuck a catus or have a cactus fuck them like no YOU ARE FUCKING ANOYING GO FUCK A FUCKING CACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! you dont know how much i want to give them a high five... in the fucking face... WITH A MOTHER FUCKING BRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING STYMAW****** YOU NEED TO GO FALL IN A FUCKING HOLE!!!!!!! LIKE NO YOU STUPID PESANT LIAM IS FUCKING JUDGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE FUCK A FUCKING CACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY EVERYONE THINKS THE LEAGUE IS ALL FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKED UP FACE RUNNING THE LEAGUE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FUCKING NOTHING I JUST LOVE SOFTBALL IS THAT TOO FUCKING MUCH LIKE GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU KNOW WHAT NO YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FATHER SOULD EAT FUCKING TAMPONS!!!!!!!! NO YOU KNOW WHAT HAVE SEX WITH A FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTUALLY NO YOU WOULD TRAMATIZE THAT DOG FOR LIFE DONT DO THAT TO THE POOR DOG IT'S BAD ENOUGH IT HAS TO SEE YOU IN A BAITHING SUIT... I FUCKING HATE STYM**** I WISH I COULD SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is literally the most i've ever cursed in my wole life thank you so muich you fucking mother fucking fucker with a fucked up face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway on the bright side Little Mix was #3 on Z100's 9@9 and cher llyod was #1 yay!!!!!!!!

What do you guys think about those fucking "Directioners" that crashed Greg's wedding like FUCK YOU!! you shouldnt be called directioners... like ya i love Nialler but i would never stoop that low... like why would you crash someones wedding they are going to remember that for the rest of their lives. I HOPE TO GOD SOMEONE CRASHES YOUR WEDDING!! NO NO WAIT I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANY CATS YOU CANT EVEN HAVE PETS TO COMFORT YOU!!!!

i'm done with my rant i am very sorry but i had to do that or i wont be able to sleep tonight...

Love you guys... well the people who actually read this :) <3 oh and if yuo guys are on facebook and see the sign off ~Ciall<3~ that's me bitchez!!!! lol you guys should like my heart is owned by one direction