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South Cookies

Yes, this is a South Park reference. At first, I wanted to do this with Sea Fairy, Moonlight, Fire Spirit and Wind Archer, until I saw a drawing on instagram with Fire Spirit, Windy, Sherbet and Stardust. And this is the result of not paying attention in classes

This will be just some silly moments from South Park with inserts of this mfs. Sorry for the shortness, I made this during my classes :P

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"My name is Sea Fairy cookie. Last week was my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a check for $100, I was so happy.
But then, 4 kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru..."

Sea Fairy sat on top of a suitcase as she firmly held the paper she was writing on. She eyed the cookies who were responsible for her demise. Fire Spirit drew something in the sand with a stick, he wasn't bothered by this situation in anyway. Sherbet was akwardly smiling at her, knowing damn well they have fucked up. Wind Archer just sat next to Stardust, both of them not saying a word since they got here.

"And so that is why I am in Peru, if I die let it be known that it is because 4 guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money." - Sea Fairy said as she finally put the paper down.

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Fire Spirit looked at the cashier as he started to sob. He quickly gave others the look before he began to "cry". Wind Archer gave him back a judgmental look, but Sherbet nodded, knowing exactly what to do.

"We are brothers, see, and our parents died in a car accident last year..."
"WHY?"- Fire Spirit whined as he threw his hands in the air - "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM BOTH! WHY?"

Sherbet started to cry, going along with their lie. Wind Archer just crossed his arms while looking at them. He knew this wouldn't work, so why embarrass yourself? Until... Wind Archer turned towards Stardust as he started imitating the other two. He just started disappointingly at him for a while.

"WHY! WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO REMIND US OF WHAT WE DONT HAVE-" - Wind Archer cried.

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Millennial Tree sat across White Lily as they sipped their tea. After so long, they could finally have a friendly chat while drinking tea, like before. He grabed a sugar cube and dipped it into his cup. Millenni was about to say something until he was interrupted by a slam. White Lily leaned a bit to the side. Millennial glanced at the door to see his son standing there.

"FATHER, BE HONEST WITH ME!" - Wind Archer said as he held himself up by the door frame. Millennial Tree started to get concerned.

"What hap-"
"AM I UGLY?! YES OR NO?"

Millennial Tree was taken back by the question.

"I KNEW IT, UGH!"

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"What are you doing Stardust?" - Moonlight said looking at the cookie in front of her. Stardust was glaring at her and holding a plunger towards her.

"What are you gonna plunge?..."

Statdust glared at her for a while before tightening the grip on the plunger.

"RGHAAAAA-" - he started running towards her with full speed.

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"I think I know the answer Mr.!" - Wind Archer said as he rose his hand. He was the only who knew this and nothing could stop him-

"Me me me me me me me!" - Fire Spirit "screamed" at the teacher as he swung his hand around. No, Wind Archer wont let this happen.

"Shut up you Charcoal looking ass!"
"Hey! Don't call me that you fuckin' Archer, you sound like a 4th grader!"

"Fire Spirit, did you just say the F-word?" - teacher turned around to look at the class. Fire Spirit glanced at Wind with an innocent face, then looked back to the teacher.

"Archer...?"
"No. He's talkin' about fuck..." - Wind Archer glared at Fire Spirit.
"You can't say fuck in school you fuckin' dumbass."

"WIND ARCHER!"
"Why the fuck not!"
"FIRE SPIRIT!"
"Dude you just said fuck again!"
"SHERBET!"
"Fuck!"
"STARDUST!"

"What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody?" - Fire Spirit lean back on his chair - " Fuck Fuckitty fuck fuck fuck!"
"How would you like to go see the school councilor?"
"How would you like to suck my balls?" - The whole class gasped and look at the blazing cookie.

"What did you say?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, What I ment to say was..." - Fire Spirit leaned to the front - "How would you like to suck my balls."
"...Holy shit dude-" - Sherbet said silently.

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I think I will make a part 2 soon, but this was really fun to write, maybe better to say to insert these 4 in whatever this was.
Btw, who is your fav South Park character. Personally, I am a Kenny kinnie, so he is like my fav fav.
Thank you for reading this shit!
See ya next time!