I love Cookie run and Wind Archer, may he get buff soon :D
Yea this is just some random stuff I make up during my classes.
It can be cringe, funny or whatever come to my mind :P
Dinosour: Can you eat sea pickles? Sourbelt: Why would you eat one? Dinosour: Well... its a pickle. Sourbelt: What are you talking about? Dinosour: I love normal pickles, so I am asking if I can eat a sea pickle! Sourbelt:... You know that is an animal... right? Dinosour: Oh... But are slugs bugs? (Real conversation between 12-year old me and my teacher)
Licorice: HEY POMEGRANATE, YOU KNOW WHAT? Pomegranate: Reall? Licorice: Yea! You wanna know why? Pomegranate: No- Licorice: So you know Red Velvet? Well he owns a German Shepherd! Such a beast! Well, we talked to each other in german, you know, since the dog is german. He also showed me his German papers! Pomegranate: Licorice what the- Licorice: And I went "Halo" and he said "Halo" back and- (Also a real conversation between a guy from my old class and german teacher)
Fire Spirit: Psss... Stardust! Stardust: Dude shut up, I am trying to concentrate- Fire Spirit: Look! *shoves a book infront of him and points at something* Look what I found in our book for german! Stardust: Hmm? *reads* ...Dicken... Nerven... Wait what- Fire Spirit: That means thick nerves, still funny-
Fire Spirit: *during his tests he starts choking for no reason, but is choking* Teacher can I please go to the bathroom- Teacher: No you cant. Fire Spirit: *glares at them until he gets up and leaves*
Teacher: You dont pay any attention at all! And you dont know anything... Fire Spirit: *laughs a bit* Red Velevt: *snickers* Teacher: YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU BOTH GET Fs FOR ANNOYING ME- Fire Spirit: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DONT CARE! Teacher: OUT! OUT! Fire Spirit: *leaves the classroom with Red Velevet following him* *half an hour later* Teacher: Ok where are those 2... *leaves the classroom to look for them* (We later found out that the teacher chased them throughout the school)
Wind Archer: I remember you! *looks at the social worker* You were at my primary school once and told my father I was bad so he beat the living shit out of me-
Red Velvet: *looks at the test* Hey teacher, what am i supposed to do, I dont understand german- Teacher: Red, read for God's sake- Red Velvet: BUT IT IS IN GERMAN- *few mins passes* Teacher: *catches Red Velvet writing down someone elses test and takes it* Red Velvet: *gets up from his seat* HEY GIVE IT BACK! I WASN'T FINISHED! AND YOU WONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO-
Teacher: Wow... it snowed so much over the night, how do did yall manage to come to school? Moonlight: I came here by my car. Sea Fairy: I took the Taxi. Wind Archer: I had to jump over the fence.
Wind Archer: *looking at his test knowing he doesnt know shit* Ummm... *puts a pencil on top of it* IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT TREE, FILL IN! *spins it*
Dinosour: *looks at his tests* BUT- BUT TEACHER! HOW DID YOU GIVE ME A F WHEN MY NAME ISNT "MRVA"! Teacher: I witnessed you writing that test Dinosour. I know it is yours. Dinosour: BUT SEE, IT SAYS ŽABAC MRVA! MY NAME ISNT MRVA, ITS DINOSOUR! (The guy wrote that name on the tests for lols, he knew he didnt know anything-)
Sherbet: *doing his binary numbers test and uses his calculator* Teacher: *notices it and takes it away from him* Hmm, we are cheating, aren't we? Sherbet: Huh? Excuse me? Teacher: You really think I wouldnt notice you using it hmm? Sherbet: But I used it to check if I devided something correctly, how can I cheat? Teacher: Well you see... *writes something into the calculator* And its even a scientific calculator! Sherbet: I am so confused- Teacher: Look! *presses a button combo and the number he wrote turns into the binary version of it* I am not stupid! You can take it after the class ends! *walks to his desk* Sherbet: *looks at Cotton and whispers* How was I supposed to know that- Cotton: *glances at him* You didn't?- Sherbet: Wdym I didnt? Cotton: Until he took the calculator away, I used that trick- *goes back to writing her test* Sherbet: *looks at her in disbelief and with a look of betrayal for not telling him* (Happened to me, I never recovered from that)
I legit cant remember anymore stuff tbh, I was sick the whole week- But it was worth it since I managed to get Stardust, I love him so much ♡
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