K'yorl's Pov
"Chug, Chug, Chug"! Yelled the people in the pub as Vex, Vax, Grog, Pike, and Keyleth cug down ale while Percy was in the corner drinking wine
I was sitting at the table with them drinking water.
And of course Grog wins the drink off.
All of the sudden a tall man pushs Keyleth out of the way.
"Move it Bitch". Said the man
"Hey you watch dicknose". Said Grog
"Easy Grog, we don't waste are time on talking assholes remember". Said Pike
Grog sits back.
"Oi tavern keep another round for Vox Machina the greatest band of mercenaries in all of the realm". Said Vex
"Ha ha the greatest I heard you all couldn't even save a cow from a burning barn". Said the man
His group all start laughing.
"Vox Machina what fucking joke". Said the man
I started shaking nervously until Pike put her hand on my back calming me down.
Vax then gets up and walks over to them.
"Let's keep things civil friend we're not looking for trouble". Said Vax
"Oh I bet you Ain't". Said the man
The man then started slander are name.
The man says that Vax is to weak to tickle his own pickle.
Vax then ask him if he would help him.
"Yeah....U-Uh, well, no, I.... fuck you". Said the man
"Oh I'm only asking you to give me a hand". Said Vax
Vax the pulls the man's hand and Grog the uses his Ax and cuts the man hand off.
We then begin fighting the man and group.
One of the man's guys came at me.
I move away from him afraid to fight.
I then casted ray of frost hitting the man directing covering him in ice and frost.
All the sudden the tavern keep yells out.
We all stop what we were doing and turn towards them.
"First you people drink me dry, then you destroy my tavern, and what is that Gnome doing with my daughter"? Asked the tavern keep
We see Scanlan fooling around with tavern keep daughter.
"Who's paying for all this"? Asked the tavern keep looking around the room
Vex then tries to trick the tavern keep but it fails.
"We don't exactly have the money on us". Said Vex
Before the tavern keep was about through us out I walked forward.
"I d....don't know if t...this will cover all the d..damage but it should cover some of it". I said nervously putting my coin sack filled with gold
"At least someone has money to pay now all of you get out I'll let you all off with a warning". Said the Tavern keep
The tavern throws us out a long with a naked Scanlan and his clothes.
"Does this mean we're officially banned from every tavern in Emon"? Asked Keyleth
"Not really banned thanks to K'yorl". Said Pike
