𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 - 𝐅.𝐖 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

If Boris was in my literature class

The teacher: And that's why....

Boris: *passed tf out*

Me: *also passed tf out.*

The teacher: Boris, ruby, are you sleeping in my class? *offended*

Me: *stays asleep*

Boris: the answer is obvious but yes

Me: *still sleeps*

The teacher: since you both think my lesson is such a joke, one extra 5400 word essay assignment for both of you to complete by tomorrow.

Boris: okay I tell her when she wake up

The teacher: no, Ruby wake up-

Boris: touch. her. and. i. kill. you.

Me: *literally still sleeping*

The teacher: *wtf*