The Popping Jester

3-Dimension Shifters

After heading over they see all the monsters and the monsters see them "Uhhhhh... hi?" Pop says, "A human!" Many monsters scream, running away. Jester just started laughing, "They're scared of you! I told you, you're a god... people fear gods, right?" Jester asked, looking back at Pop. "They're saying 'Human' and look at them, they're certainly not humans, I wonder what's happening?" Pop wondered. Then suddenly a fish-looking thing in armor came up, holding a spear "Human I've come to kill you!" The fish lady said. "Wut," Pop asked. "Now hold on just a second you reversed mermaid, this guy right here is not a human, he just looks like one, trust me." Jester said, "I mean, I am. But not." Pop explains, Jester glares at Pop "SHUT IT." The fish woman ran towards the two. "I don't care, your mind games won't work on me!" She shouted, "I am Undyne and I will take your soul!!" She shouted. Pop jumped from Jester's shoulders, summoning a shovel to his hands and hitting Undyne across the face with it. "Welp." He said, "We best get a move on." "Now hold on, we can't just leave someone here without at least doing something for them!" Jester walked to Undyne, and drew a mustache on their face with his hand, "and now, we run!" He said, grabbing Pop from the cold ground and running, they push a couple of monsters to the ground as they do, and a while later they arrive at a place where a hooded figure lay on a boat. "Uh, can we get a ride?" Pop asked, hopping onto the boat.

 "Those who wander the universes will never find that which will make them happy." The Boatman said. Pop was silent for a while. "Just drive the dang boat." He said. Jester would try to look under The Boatman's hood, being shooed away. "Those who are curious as the cat was will meet the same fate." The Boatman said to Jester, eventually arriving at their destination. "Thank you." Pop said, getting off at the hot ground, "Oh heck yea..." he whispered under his breath, walking with Jester, to the right there seemed to be a laboratory of some sort, left was a long was that ended in something blue, and in front of them, along the path was a big hotel/restaurant looking thing, "What... should we do?" Pop asked. "Mmm, people need to eat, right? That might be where we need to go."

 Jester said while little blue sparkles started snapping around him. Pop jumped back from the sparks, "Jesus!" He shouted, "What was that?" He asked Jester, as he walked forwards to the restaurant. 

"I think it's the heat? There's a reason my room was so heavily air conditioned!" Jester explained, "Well it better not touch me" Pop warned, arriving at the Hotel thing. "Hello?" He called out, in which no one responded. "Shall we go inside?" Pop asked Jester. "Of course! Why would we wait?" Jester replied, "Well I dunno!" Pop said loudly, entering the building. "Hello?!" He yelled out. But no one responded. "Looks like words getting around that were here, or that I'm here. Why kill humans?" Pop asked, "anyway, oh it looks like someone's still here!" Pop exclaimed going toward a burger place. "Hello... my name is burgerpants, how may I help you today?" Burgerpants asked as Pop and Jester approached. "Hello my good sir, I wish to buy a burger." Jester asked burgerpants, nudging Pop to order something as well. "(Cough) (Cough) your names (snort) Burger-pants?" Pop asked, barely holding in his laughter.

 "Yes... that is my name," Bugerpant said to Pop. "And here's your burger sir." Burgerpants hands Jester a MettaBurger after getting it from the back. "Thanks, we best be on our way little one." Jester said to Pop, moving away from the burger place. "Don't call me that!" Pop complained, "And why were you so formal back there?" He asked as they left. "Well, in the old days, it was proper to recognize the seller as proper or it's seen as a disgrace to be sold something, something about it being theirs and you should be grateful they have it for you to buy, drilled in my head (chuckle)" Jester stated as the MettaBurger would just turn to dust in his hand, Jester pouring the dust into his mask. "Huh" Pop stated, "What does ash taste like?" He asked, walking along the firey slope of the trail. "Taste's like a cascade of destruction with a hint of salt... and glitter? Why is there glitter in this." Jester answered and asked. "Now what the hell does Glitter taste like?!" Pop almost shouted. (Hours later) "we've been walking for a while, killed a big spider, and continued to walk, how much farther until we can get some freaking answers," Pop asked. "Who knows! Places like this could be a trick to our mind, being made as we walk to slowly drown us into thoughts of insanity and eventually lose ourselves," Jester suggested as they walked. In which Pop reasoned by getting to get paranoid,