plasma ball: i told knight helmet that his "ears" flush when he lies
caramel cube: why?
plasma ball: look.
plasma ball: hey knight helmet, do you love us
knight helmet covering his "ears": no
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post-it note: let me show you a picture that really upset me last night
cup: ok, but in my defense, bottle bet me 50 cents that i couldn't drink all that shampoo
post-it note: thats not what i wanted to— you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Journal: God, give me patience
Treasure chest: I think you mean 'give me strenght'
Journal: if God gave me strenght, you'd be dead
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basketball, texting chainsaw: CHAINSAW HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED
slipper: Where are you?
basketball: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
chainsaw: I'll call slipper.
slipper, answering their cell: Y'ello?
chainsaw: Where's basketball? he texted me that he was being kidnapped.
slipper: basketball? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
slipper:
slipper: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
slipper: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
basketball: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Journal: so what, now i'm supposed to do anything that treasure chest does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
post-it note: If treasure chest jumped off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the heigh of the cliff, the dept of the water, and the angle of the entry, so yes. if you see treasure chest jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff
journal: YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF
post-it note: gladly. provided treasure chest did first
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