Zodiac Signs and stories:-)[#wattys2015]

Convo between Scorpio(f) and Taurus(m) and satan

Scorpio is busy trying to contact Satan.
Taurus is dawdling here and there and bumps into Scorpio.

Taurus_umm hey scorpio what are you doing?!

Scorpio_can't u see?

Taurus_are you trying to summon spirits from the deep underworld?

Scorpio_*looks at him if he's really stupid*

Taurus_what*gets uncomfortable *

Scorpio_I am calling Satan.

Taurus_wow that's cool.

Scorpio_I know right!

Taurus_yeah....hey do u have anything to eat?

Scorpio_*chants* oh mighty satan ,I summon you from hell,to meet with me here and.........

Taurus_*goes and eats everything he can find *

*poof*Satan appears.Taurus screams and faints.

Scorpio_you're here!*squeals *

Satan_you summoned me?

Scorpio_yes.

Satan_it better be important.

Scorpio_it is.

Satan_OK...

Scorpio_what do you eat when you're bored of all your favorite food.

Satan_*wide eyed* YOU CALLED ME ALL THE WAY FROM HELL FOR THIS!?!?

Scorpio_so?

Satan._*kills her*

_________Scorpio annoys Satan in hell henceforth

Lol. XD