Zodiac Signs and stories:-)[#wattys2015]

Things the signs have said to me

Aries:SAM WHERES MY HUG?!?!?
Taurus:KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!!*picks up her husband which is a stuffed penguin toy.*
Gemini:SAM I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!
Cancer:*looking at my fingers*I love your fingers,would you mind if I cut them off and paste them on my hands with Alfie?
Leo:where my Sammy at?? I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,WHY U DO DIS TO ME??
Virgo:let's go join the Mafia,darling.
Libra:Stay..away..from...my...bf...*growls*((I never even went near her bf!!))
Scorpio:oh this is so Mr,this is so definitely me,oh my THE WORLD LOVES ME!
Sagittarius:Sam you stole my life!!!!
Capricorn:I'm awesome,you love me right?If you say no,I'll make you love me!!!!!
Aquarius:*burns Sam with 50 huge suns* are you dead?just to make sure that you're dead.....*sends 257858886757 more Suns with fire breathing dragons and evil laser eyed bunnies* finally! VICTORY BE MINES!!
Pisces:I LOVE YOU WITH THE BURNING PASSION IF A THOUSAND SUNS,LETS GO GET MARRIED!!!!!