"I can explain."
"Did you kill someone?" Jeff walked forward.
"Mayyybe?"
"Why?"
"I wanted a free cat patio."
"Still! That is not a good reason. Where did you put the body?" Ben looked around.
"I shoved it in the back of their car." A yell came from the guest bedroom. They all started running. I was faster than all of them so I got there before them. I covered the door. "You are not going in this room." Jeff shoved me aside. He opened the door.
"Masky?!"
"Jeff?! What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Uh, looking for you." Jeff turned to look at me. "Why the fuck do you have him tied up in here?'
"Well, he tried to kill me after I saved him."
"Hold up. You were the one that saved him from the police?"
"Uh, yes. He hold a gun to my head so what was I supposed to do? Let him shoot me?"
"Maybe? I don't know! I wasn't there." Liu walked behind MAsky and untied him from the chair. I put a gun up to Masky's head and held a knife to Liu's throat.
"I did not give you permission to untie."
"Alex, let Liu untie Masky." I looked at Ben. I pointed the gun at his chest.
"I shot you once and I'll do it again."
"Just put the gun down." I looked at him and I put the gun next to me. I released the knife from Liu's throat. There was a little bit of blood. I put it in its sheath. Liu untied Masky. Masky got up and punched me in the face. I took out my knife and stabbed his other leg. He dropped down and then got up. He held the wound.
"You bitch." He started limping to the couch in the living room. Everyone followed. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed some frozen waffles. I put them in the toaster.
"Are you making waffles?" Toby turned towards me.
"Yes. Why?"
"Can you make me some?"
"Hell no! This is my house and you are not eating my waffles!"
"Please?"
"5 dollars." He sighed and handed me a 5 dollar bill. I took a few more and waited for my waffles to get done. I took my waffles out and put in Toby's. I spread some butter and poured some syrup on them. I grabbed a fork and knife. I started eating waffles.
"Are you eating waffles at 2 P.M.?" Jeff turned to look at me.
"Yes. I'm hungry and there is nothing you can do about it." I continued eating. I heard Toby's waffles pop out of the toaster. I turned to Toby and saw him covering the waffles with syrup. Once he was done, almost every inch was covered.
"What the fuck, dude! I'm surprised that I still have syrup!" He just sat down and ate. I grumbled and continued eating.
*10 minutes later*
I finished and put my dishes in the sink. Damn, they were good. I sat on the couch. Ben, Masky, and Jeff were also sitting on the couch. Liu was sitting on the floor. I grabbed the remote and turned on the TV. I put on a movie. Toby finished and sat down on the couch with Liu.
*4 hours later*
Jeff fell asleep after the third movie. Liu was bored and trying to fall asleep. Ben was playing on his phone. Masky and Toby were still watching the movie with me. I looked down at Jeff. I got an idea.
"Guys, let's slap some cheese on Jeff's face." They turned to men and nodded. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed some slices of cheese. I handed one to everyone but Masky. He refused.
"I'm going to record it." I nodded. I snuck up next to Jeff and slapped the cheese on his face, then Toby, Liu, and Ben slapped their cheese. Jeff shot up.
"You bitch!" We all started running.
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The Demon and Murderers
FanfictionA 23 y/o moved into a new town. Not too long after, murders started happening all over the town. Could it be that he is the murderer? After all, he is a demon and was the only survivor after an orphanage burned down. Not to mention he is a girl! I'm...