ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS FANFIC--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY OWNED BY TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE. ALL CELEBRITIES ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE
Cartman was watching his favorite movie Despicable Me 3. His favorite character was Balthazar Bratt. Then Sheila Broflovski (Kyle's mom) drove to Denver to pick up some weed and a dildo for Mr. Kitty. Mr Kitty ran away to the Marsh home and had anal intercourse with Shelley. But Shelley was sad because she had a crush on Ms. Crabtree.
Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree was very busy seducing Ms. Choksondik. Yum!!🤤🤤
"I hate those things!" Cartman said at school. Kyle and Stan were talking about rainbows. "OMG!!! GUYS!!!" screamed Clyde, who was being chased by Sharon Marsh. Sharon had a knife in her hand and was chanting, "GO COWS!!!"
"What's wrong, Clyde?" Asked Nathan's mom. "HELP!!" screamed Clyde again. "Are ya scared because Stan's mom is chasing you with a knife?" asked Butters innocently.
"NO OF COURSE NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! LOOK! IT'S MRS. NELSON DEEP THROATING KYLE SCHWARTZ'S PINKY!" Clyde calmly replied. Tweek daydreamed about Craig deep throating his dick at their sleepovers😏🤤
"Let's play spin the Terrance's asshole!"🤤🤤 commented Timmy. "S-s-s-ince when c-c-could you t-t-talk n-normally, Tim-Tim??" said Jimmy, full of lust. Craig daydreamed about Tweek's skinny little waist. He had something planned for his babe tonight...😏😏
"I think you mean spin the bottle," said Kevin McCormick out of nowhere. Kenny was confused as to why his brother was at his school.
"Children, children. Settle down, now." said Mr. Garrison, full of jealousy. Then Pip shot Mr. Garrison, so out of his possessive masturbation, Mr. Garrison stabbed Mr. Hat and then started fucking Karen McCormick's left eye.
"That's hot," muffled Kenny.🥵😏
"Let's go, Tweek," Craig monotonously said. They held hands and walked out while the Asian girls cheered and PC Principal (the biggest Creek shipper) cried tears of joy.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Cartman said, and the school day was over.
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A Weird South Park Fanfic
FanfictionA very weird South Park fanfic that makes no sense. Trigger warning: Sex. Possibly traumatizing or disturbing content. (JK- in a way😅😂) South Park belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. None of the art belongs to me.
