Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy!

Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy! Chapter 2

Chapter Two: Dating the Enemy!

Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy!

"What is it?" Giroro asked, taken aback.

"I am definitely against this," Dororo said. "We should take Natsumi's and Giroro's feelings into consideration-"

Keroro pressed a button and immediately sent Dororo to the underground dungeons.

His voice echoed from below, "Keroro you traitor!" followed by a sad, distressed wail.

"We finally decided on how to invade Pekopon." Keroro said, ignoring his friend's cry as he sealed up the space where Dororo was at one point.

"Well, it's about time!" Giroro said, taking a seat. "What did you decide on?"

"We're going to use Natsumi's femininity against her," Keroro said.

Giroro rolled his eyes. "Not this again. It's going to be a stupid plan, I know it-"

"In which you are going to be mostly responsible for," Keroro snapped his fingers. "Kururu, the choker."

The choker was snapped on Giroro's neck without any further hesitation.

"What the heck? What is this?" Giroro struggled to pull it off. "I can't- take it off!"

"Listen, Giroro!" Keroro hit him on the head with a stick, in which the red frog responded by grabbing it and breaking it in half. "Whoa- calm down boy! You need to hear the plan before you do your own shindig!" He jumped onto his own desk and faced him. "I have received some valuable information from an unlikely source that girls who are madly in love should otherwise be poisoned or mind controlled. It will have such an affect on Natsumi Hinata that we will finally be able to complete our mission to conquer this planet!"

Giroro gave him a blank, angry stare as he continued to tug at the black collar-like accessory. "And WHAT does this have to do anything with me?"

"You are going to be the love interest."

"….WHAT?" Giroro slammed his hands on his desk. "Keroro, don't test me-!"

"You don't have a choice in the matter," Keroro said. He folded his arms and gave him a dark look. "The plan is simple- we have it all down on this calendar." He pulled down another board with a picture of Keroro and his mother cuddling in a field of wild flowersand daisies. "OOPS! Wrong one!" He threw it out of the way and took out another board, his face all red. He grinned sheepishly. "Sorry about that. AHEM! Here, you see that in the series of dates it will take for the magic to happen. (I got it all from a bunch of rather delectable movies that the Hinatas keep behind their couch!) First, you and Natsumi will have a memorable meeting- like, I don't know, you'll bump into her or something and offer her a drink- OF SODA! Soda, Giroro, you bad boy!" He shook his head disdainfully at the red frog even though Giroro had no idea what he was talking about. "Anyway~! Once you've had this memorable meeting and you introduce yourself, you'll find little ways of visiting her without seeming like a total creepy stalker."

"But Natsumi and Giroro know each other, Uncle," Angol Mois said, appearing seemingly out of nowhere.

"Yes, but NOT Giroro as a Pekoponian," Keroro revealed. "You see, I had to do research on Youtube to see that Giroro had used the Animal Animalizer (Animal Animalizer: A gun that could make any animal human.) so that he could go to a ball with Natsumi." He took a deep breath. "Phew! They met, but not for a long time. He ran away just when he was turning back into his ugly old Keronian form- OW! Giroro, watch where you throw your guns! They hurt like crazy! Anyway! I bet you more than anything that Natsumi would want to see her Prince Charming again. Ignoring the fact that she may think Giroro is a weirdo, if she were to see him again, I bet you five million bucks she'll want to get to know him."