Questions of a Virgin

Hey guys! So basically, this really isn't a story. I'm just very curious about a few things considering the act of shoving a junior into a superior. I don't really like using that word - same spelling as the number before seven, but with an 'e' instead of an 'i' - when writing, because it sounds quite too sassy for me or something. So bear with me when I use 'alternatives' for that specific word and for some words relating to the topic.

Plus, it makes it sound somewhat even more funny! So yah... I'm just gonna be asking questions that I really want to know the answer to so I would very much appreciate it if you comment down your opinions or answers.

Oh and don't tell me to just find out for myself. Because first of all, I don't plan on losing my gem yet.

Some may think of this as a stupid and immature thing so if you're just gonna tell me to get laid instead, then shoo bc I don't like you. I just want to be enlightened at some points and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And I prefer reading than seeing, you get my point.

And no, I am not a 13year old hormonal kid who wants to know why there are thin rubber balloons in my older sister's room that is covered in Elmer's Glue. I am already in the legal age to know what I'm saying.

I hope you understand that this is all curiosity and if you are uncomfortable with what I'm saying or asking then scoot or scaddadle because I don't want to read that this book is crap. It'll hurt my feelings and ruin the brain works of those who are gonna give me answers.

Thank you and mwaaah !!!

~hans