Questions of a Virgin

Anal

I don't like this at all. I don't find the s.hit hole very attractive.

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- Why do people even do this?

He rammed his shaft inside my ass and started to thrust faster.

"Harder, baby! Ooh yeah, just like that yes~"

I get the fact that others say it's a mind blowing experience and that it feels new and amazing blah blah blah.... But I still couldn't help but gross out at the thought.

- Do you get shit remains on your dick when you pull out?

The butt hole is where the chocolate swirls come from, right?

- Is it possible to clean the insides of an ass?

Does one shove a micro brush in it and make sure it doesn't smell like shit? I mean, literally.

I went to purple-minus-the-blue tube once and the thought of having foul brown paint on my warrior isn't so appealing.

- There is a possibility for girls to take a crap on your disco stick?

Bc I would prefer sleeping with a hard-on over making a Koko Krunch Cereal from a butt.

- Does this help people with pooping problems?

Like the inner walls of your butt will expand, right? Once your continue shoving that banana of yours I mean. Well of course unless yours is similar to a barbecue stick's size... Moving on!

So yah, does the process widen the butt hole? And make it easier for people to drop the bomb?

God created the asshole so that u can get rid of your shit, not for anal sex jeez.

Sorry 👐