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I need to stop making every other chapter NOT a chapter... But I had to do it this.falsetto fandom.
I'm sorry.
Masky,hoodie,toby, Jeff:Four killers in a room bitching
Four killers in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Tim/brian:Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Toby/Jeff:Funny funny funny funny
all:Bitch--bitch--
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
All--the--
Time...
Jeff:Whadda they do for love?
Rest:Ooooh
Jeff:Whadda they do for love?
All:Four killers in a room
Jeff:Bitching
Toby:Bitching
Masky:Bitching
Hoodie:Bitching
All:Four killers in a room stoop--
They stoop to kill
Toby:I'm a killer
Masky;I'm a killer
Jeff:I'm a killer
Hoodie:I'm half a killer
all:Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch--bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
Ben:Slavery. Slavery
All  except Ben:We crossed the forest
Running for our lives
Fleeing from a slender man
Who was up to no good
Now we're at the mansion
Slender man is behind us
Wanting us extincted
Toby:What we need's a miracle!
And then the mansion
Split before us--
Mean guy turns good
We got our miracle!
We got our miracle!
We got our miracle!
Four killers itching for answers
Four killers bitching their whole life long
Brian:I'm hoodie
Toby:I'm toby
Jeff:I'm jeff
Masky:I'm masky
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch--bitch--
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong
Toby:In case of smoke please call my mother on the phone
And say I set her house on fire
Hoodie/masky:We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
Jeff:The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely
Hoodie/toby:We do not tippy-toe
Hoodie:We charge ahead to show--
Jeff:We're good in bed
Hoodie:Excel in bed
masky:We smell in bed
Toby:Where is the bed?
Jeff:I love the bed
Toby:Who has the bed?
Hoodie:I want the bed
Toby:Who stole the bed?
Masky:Who stole the bed?
Hoodie;I lost it twice
Jeff:The bed is mine
Hoodie:The bed is nice
All(no ben)The bed is--
Four killers in a room bitching (wheee!)
Four killers talking like murderous men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Masky:I'm nauseous
Hoodie:I'm nauseous
Toby;I'm simple
Jeff:I'm a killer
Ben:Slavery. Slavery
All(Ben singing slavery)Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic,
We're neurotic (Four killers in a room bitching!)
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic,
They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four killers in a room!)
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four killers in a room!)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch, funny funny funny funny (Slavery! Slavery!)
Four killers in a room bitching (in a room bitching)
Bitch bitch-
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four-
Hoodie:One!
Toby;Two!
Masky:Three!
Jeff:Four!
Ben:FIVE!
All: Five killers!

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