Max: Where are my fucking keys?!
David: Max, Space Kid is around. Can you say that a bit nicer please?
Max: May I ascertain the whereabouts of MY FUCKING KEYS?!
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Gwen: I'm the only one here with a braincell.
All the campers: All hail the sacred braincell!
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Max: We need to distract these guys
Nikki: Leave it to me
Nikki: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Neil, Preston, and Harrison: *Immediately begin arguing*
Nerris, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Preston: It's dark in here
Max: Don't worry dude I got this
Max: *Stomps their feet*
Max: *Skechers light up*
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Daniel: What's up guys? I'm back.
David: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Daniel: Death is a social construct.
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Preston, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Harrison: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Preston: Orange soda, please!
Harrison: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Nerris: Me too, strawberry soda.
Preston:
tHE BETRAYAL
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Max: I CAN'T DO IT!
Nikki, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Max: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Neil: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Max:
Max: I appreciate it,
Max: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Preston: Max-
Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Harrison: Max we gotta-
Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Max: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Max, motioning to Nerris: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Max: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Max: God, give me patience.
David: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Max: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Max: Where's Nikki, Neil, and David?
Gwen: They're playing hide and seek.
Max: Where?
Gwen: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Max: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Nikki:
Neil:
Ered:
Everyone Else At Max's Surprise Birthday Party:
Nikki: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
That should be enough for now. I hope you enjoy all this!
Bye!
Word Count: 392 :)
