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Welcome. To Session 1 of "White Ranting about cartoons/show cliches/tropes"

-I ABSOLUTELY HATE WHEREVER THEY GO "Oh no the monster is a mother. We shouldn't attack her". LIKE MAKE THEM STAY A MONSTER. I DON'T NEED SOME LESSON.

-I also don't like theories of

"Ooh the show is just a dream by the protagonist, ooh the protagonist is in a coma"

LIKE LET ME ENJOY MY SHOW MAN. I swear this theory is in every show I watch

-Every adventure team have:

-The Leader
-Smart One
-That one animal companion who serves as a mascot (Who is my favorite btw)
-Strong One
-Punching Bag/Running Gag

-Why do most character say "I beat them once, I can do it again". Like bro, if you beat them once, they know your techniques 

-The reason I don't watch much Isekai is because the plot is pretty much the same. 

-Someone dies, and transported into another world
-Falls in love with someone (Or more)
-Aims to be something (Like the demon king or something) (Option 1)
-Shenanigans (Option 2)
-Episodic adventures (Option 3)

If you can give me an Isekai anime that doesn't follow any of these rules, I'll consider watching it.

-The reason I don't watch much Slice of Life animes is because THEY HAVE TOO MANY ROMANCE-

And now, a bonus session of "White talks about Romance" (Keep in mind these are my opinion)

-Romance, is cringe

-I hate the typical romance things. Holding hands, kissing, hugging LIKE UGH THEY'RE SO STUPID AND WEIRD. (Also flirting is dumb. Unless it's done really, REALLY well)

-For absolutely NO REASON, The only thing I like about a couple in anime, is their third wheel.

-I JUST WANT TO SEE A COUPLE HANGING OUT AND BE FRIENDS. I don't want to see "We're a couple and therefore we must hold hands. We're a couple and therefore we should kiss". 

Thank you for reading this rant... thing